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Morton Salt

A noun used to represent the definition Salty. To add on the definition, salty is when someone is upset or stressed over the outcome of an event, which is usually used as a personal statement rather than a general one. Used commonly in the fighting game culture.

Used mainly in conjunction with its mascot (a girl holding a yellow umbrella) and the slogan "When it rain, it pours". Signaling that once the tears and grief falls, they aren't going to stop.

To taunt people in a tournament, the opponents usually have a can of salt ready for the loser.
Hypeman: SOMEONE BETTER GET THAT MORTON SALT READY! BECAUSE SOMEONE'S GOING TO GET SALTY
by KoriNem October 18, 2009
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salt lord

Someone who is alwaya salty. Completely jaded by life. Almost never smiles or laughs genuinely.

The original salt lord is responsible for creating the Dead Sea and the Bonneville Salt Flats of Utah, just through his sheer levels of salt.
(Synonymous with Sultan of Salt.)
Damn Hunter, why are you such a salt lord? Relax a bit man.
by Sober Sailor May 30, 2016
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Salted Pretzel

The salted pretzel is a sexual act where two men scissor, bending their genitals down to penetrate each other's rectums. A third man then stands above the two and urinates, thereby salting the pretzel.
"I talked to Bill at work, and he agreed to help us make a Salted Pretzel"

"Perfect. I'll go get a tarp to lay on the floor."
by fireburn1222 January 17, 2017
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no salt

Jeff: Look at the new guy my ex is dating, he's so ugly.
Matt: Damn Jeff, no salt.
by wordporn98 March 22, 2017
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Salt Marsh Fart

A Fart that is let while driving back from a long day of body surfing in the ocean and smells like a rotten sour crab leg.
" You better put your window down, there's a Salt Marsh Fart coming your way "
by Noltron Don April 17, 2009
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Worth his salt

In the roman days, soldiers were payed in salt as it was a high commodity used to preserve meat and many other functions. If a soldier wasn't good he wasn't payed.
That guy is terrible, he definitely isn't worth his salt!
by shocking949 May 1, 2010
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salt style

The Act of Doggy Style but between two or more men.
Two Men conversing:
Man: "Oh Alex I dropped my towel"
Alex: "Time for Salt Style buddy"
by Mike A W August 6, 2006
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