resolution delay

Only being able to fulfill a New Year's resolution 4~8 months into the year

I set a goal to get fit in January, but it turned into a resolution delay when I didn't stop cursing until August.

by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

resolution rollover

Outsourcing last New Year's resolution that cannot be fulfilled just yet, into upcoming New Year's resolution

I couldn't stop Googling the images of women's underwear last year, so I'm just going to make it a resolution rollover for this year and hope for the best!

by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

Rejection Resolution

When someone rejects you but still wants to be on good terms so proposes something else like staying as friends.

"He said that he didn't like me in that way, so wanted to stay friends as his Rejection Resolution."

by andromedine October 30, 2014

No result :(

No result :( Is what some dumb discord bot says when he realizes he's retarted.

-define iaeioaeeoaaeioaeoiea
No result :(

by DeathwarrantGaming November 9, 2020

golden result

When you call the cops and they do their jobs properly. Mostly used by POC who have rarely experienced an encounter with police that didn't end in some form of violence.

Person 1: So the cops came by my mom's place last week.
Person 2: Damn, really? Who'd they snatch this time?
Person 1: Nobody. Got that golden result then they left.

by mintchipandcookie December 25, 2020

The Result of Sex

Children.

Children are made.

The Result of Sex

by Stupid Af June 23, 2021

pandemic resolution

something that are going to accomplish during the next pandemic shutdown

My desktop is just loaded with files. That will be a good pandemic resolution, I will be sure to clean them up during when I'm trapped at home for 3 months again.

by Sister Wives July 22, 2021