Residential Touring

Pushing your car to the absolute limit in a suburban neighborhood, I.E. 25 MPH zones. Usually occurs when someone is late or in an extreme hurry.
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Racing to beat your own previous records in a 'low speed' environment.
Highly illegal, highly fun!

Passenger: "Man slow the fuck down! You gonna get us killed!"
Driver: "I can't! Their gonna reem our asses if were late, we gotta pull some Residential Touring!"

Example 2..

"Man it was crazy! We did 105 in a 25. Straight Residential Touring bro!"

Example 3.

"Yeah man we went Residential Touring last night, it was exhilerating!"

by Dexatrim Natural May 28, 2007

north dakota residents

Dumbass mother fuckers who don't understand that hey it's 2 fucking degrees,

North Dakota residents are very cold

by Turdy April 12, 2017

resize

When someone’s dick is so big that it leaves a gaping hole in someone’s asshole or vagina. Resizing usually occurs when a large penis is inserted into a tight hole.

“Dude I heard you finally got laid last night!”

“Yeah dude, my dick is so big I resized her.

by Sephosaur November 21, 2019

Residue

The remaining fluids from one's encounters or the reference to such matters regarding such fluids remaining.

Girl: Well, where is your residue from last night?
Boy: In my sheets or in a hoe.

by Aguyonmlia March 4, 2010

Resident Eviled

To be intoxicated to the point of convulsing, vomiting, and walking aroung like a creepy zombie

Jesus christ, is brian resident eviled again, damn zombie.

by L rignuts February 16, 2003

Resident Evil Apocalypse

Pretty good movie, but i hated the ending. To the poster above, Dawn of the dead had no story line and sucked balls you dumb fuck

Resident Evil Apocalypse was a good movie, but so was shawn of the dead.

by chrisguy February 11, 2005

Resident Evil Series

What started out as an amazing survival horror game, in which you played as Chris Redfield or Jill Valentine in order to try to escape a zombie filled mansion. The series got even more awesome with the release of Resident Evil 2, which starred Leon S. Kennedy and Claire Redfield; you must control these two in order to escape Raccoon City and save Sherry Birkin. The Series got a little worse upon the release of Resident Evil 3, but at least this game stuck to the normal camera views and had actual fucking zombies in it. Now we're getting into some shit with Resident Evil 4, because while this game was fun and still is fun to this day, it is a major disgrace to the series. Resident Evil 5 is just another generic action shooter... nuff said. and last but not least the shittiest of them all... Resident Evil 6... This game is an action shooter to say the least.. With no puzzles, no scares, and what irritates me the most is no stand still shooting.. (like 1-5) Resident Evil has had it's fair share of shit spin offs and its fair share of good ones, so i'm not even gonna get into that.

Also there are some pretty shitty movies out. These do not include Resident Evil, Resident Evil Apocalypse, or any of the animated movies.

Resident Evil Series in a Nutshell

Douche Dick: Hey wanna go play Resident Evil 6, it'll be fun we can solve all the puzzles and get really scared.

Fred: Fuck no, and fuck you... I'll play Resident Evil 2.

by Capone479 September 3, 2013