When a thief has regrets about the object(s) he/she has stolen and decides to return the stolen object(s) in a similar way to buyer's remorse.
Girl: Last week, some asshole stole my car with my phone inside.
Guy: Shit, what did you do after?
Girl:I had someone text my phone to ask the asshole to return my car and the next day it was parked outside.
Guy: Looks like the guy had stealer's remorse...
Guy: Shit, what did you do after?
Girl:I had someone text my phone to ask the asshole to return my car and the next day it was parked outside.
Guy: Looks like the guy had stealer's remorse...
by Sherlock Bromes November 15, 2011
Get the Stealer's Remorsemug. Friend 1: "How you feeling today pinocchio?"
Friend 2: "Fuck me lad. Terrible. Snorters remorse has proper kicked in,"
Friend 2: "Fuck me lad. Terrible. Snorters remorse has proper kicked in,"
by Mrrobot7891 August 6, 2020
Get the Snorters remorsemug. When one decides to sleep in rather than get up to attend a planned event. Therefore, waking up later and wishing one had gotten up on time.
"Haley, get up. Last day to go Christmas shopping." Haley: "I'm too tired." Hours later Haley wakes up with sleeper's remorse whining because she didn't get to go shopping.
by TeachKMI December 25, 2013
Get the sleeper's remorsemug. The feeling that ultimately overcomes oneself upon sending a text message and either; writing the wrong thing, sending it to the wrong person, or forgetting something, knowing that you cannot now take it back. Usually ends in grief that you now have to send more messages to take back your original or add to it.
Occurrences range from the subtle to the major that may alter the conversation.
Occurrences range from the subtle to the major that may alter the conversation.
text: hey rachael ill be there around 7
(received)text: who the hell is rachael!?
text: oh sorry honey its uhh no one.
^He has texter's remorse^
(received)text: who the hell is rachael!?
text: oh sorry honey its uhh no one.
^He has texter's remorse^
by ShreddedDreamz January 28, 2009
Get the Texter's Remorsemug. The feeling of regret experienced after taking the 'Rona jab, only to have to continue taking additional jabs, booster shots, and developing heart issues.
"Jim began having Pfizer's Remorse, thinking that showing off the 'I got vaxxed' sticker would lead to getting in that Blue-haired barista's pants, but instead all he got was Myocarditis."
by Loperman November 21, 2021
Get the Pfizer's Remorsemug. The overwhelming feeling of regret and remorse felt only seconds after climaxing while jerking off (JO). Most commonly felt after masturbation sessions that take place mid day in one's parent's house. Other common and extremely depressing feelings include a lack of self worth, loneliness, and sometimes thoughts of suicide.
by chilldudeguyman August 31, 2011
Get the JO Remorsemug. The sense of regret after voting for Joe Biden. Is frequently associated with people suffering from TDS.
Lib: I DID NOT VOTE FOR THIS!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT A TERRIBLE PRESIDENT HE'S BEEN IN HIS FIRST WEEK IN OFFICE!!!
Con: Sounds like you have Biden Remorse.
Con: Sounds like you have Biden Remorse.
by Sailor Dan January 26, 2021
Get the Biden Remorsemug.