remorsel 

Remorsel is when you regret the food that you ordered.

Wow, your steak looks a lot better than my tripe soup. I've got serious remorsel.

If you wanted fries, Betsy, you should have ordered them. It's not my fault you have remorsel.

remorsel by Daniel Bana September 17, 2007

Remorsel 

noun, something eaten or imbibed that causes one to regret ingestion.

The bbq squid in jelly appetizers sounded good at first, but turned out to be a remorsel.

Remorsel by Judy Actionslacks November 5, 2012

Troll's Remorse 

The feeling a troll gets when they start to feel sympathy (or, as the name suggests, remorsed) for the actions that they've committed.

Guy 1: *Spamming Steve Irwin images*
Guy 2: *Posts a picture of Steve hugging a baby tiger*
Guy 1: *Feels bad*
^That right there is troll's remorse.

Troll's Remorse by RawrItsPanda October 23, 2009

Bearders Remorse 

1.Extreme anguish occurring immediately following the removable of a Beard. Often following the removal, bitter regret and reminiscing of good times yourself and the beard had and questioning the decision is common. This often lasts until 5 O’clock the following day depending upon length, care and quality. Many will question your decision while others will applaud, however only you and your beard know the actuality.

The choice to disband from your beard is often not of your own will, but of someone else’s, this is the worst case. An example of this is where an individual is required to shave his/her beard for a job, and this person experiences Bearders Remorse.

The choice to shave without cause is a tragic one, in that the shaver doesn’t foresee the remorse that is ahead of him until it is upon him and he has Bearders Remorse.

The choice to shave with the anticipation of Beard ers Remorse due to past Beards dose makes the shave easier, and the shaver feels minimal Bearders Remorse.

Bearders Remorse by snarkyharkyshow August 25, 2011

smoker's remorse 

The feeling you get when you light up a cigarette, then halfway through, you realize you don't feel like smoking it anymore.

Dude, you wanna finish my cigarette? I've got a bad case of smoker's remorse.

smoker's remorse by James_DP March 11, 2009

Urban Remorse 

n
1. a sense of deep regret and guilt for a misguided entry to Urban Dictionary that was posted when angry, drunk, misinformed, or otherwise mentally deranged. Charging oneself with a fault or mistake in an Urban entry but with no facility to edit, withdraw or hide the results of your rant.

2. compunction; pity; compassion for the Urban-ed victim, and the hope that the postee will never see the entry.

Followed by the formulation of an excuse or an attempt at deniability.

Urban remorseful adj
Urban remorsefully adv
Urban remorsefulness n

I didn't post it, someone else did, nobody can prove a thing, look over there - A cat! It was Sam ! Sam's surely suffering from Urban Remorse, he's wearing a floppy hat.

Urban Remorse by KeithMyArthe September 23, 2012

cummer's remorse 

When watching a porno or having sex anything can seem sexy but immediately after ejaculating it all of a sudden seems a little gross. You might even feel a little guilty.

"Dude, I was totally fapping to these chicks swapping cum on Pornhub but right after I came I was like, wow, this is actually not sexy at all. It's a little disgusting, actually. I had a serious case of cummer's remorse."

cummer's remorse by howzaboutthat April 22, 2014