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Meme, reference to the famous youtube video "history of the entire world, I guess" on the channel "bill wurtz".
From the video:
"Hi, everything is great, said some guy(Jesus), who seems to be getting very popular and is then arrested and killed for being too popular, which only makes him more popular. You could make a religion out of this."
by Justtryingtohelphere February 23, 2021
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The Naziyr Religion

The end-times religion of the true of the Hebrew scripture "Yahweh." This religion is lead by the Prophet Naziyr, also known as Melchizedek, the High Priest of the Most High God. Melchizedek is mentioned as the Archangel Michael in Daniel 12:1 and Elijah in Malachi 3:1, as well as Revelations 10:1-11 as the angel who gives earth a little entitled "The Holy Book of the Prophesied Counselor." This book clarifies that Yahweh is the one and only God of Israel and earth.
I am a member of "The Naziyr!Religion."
My religion is "The Naziyr Religion" Devoted Ones to Yahweh.
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religion

A lame excuse for abstaining from sex
"He was hot, and I really wanted to hit the sheets with him. But I couldn't, because I'm, you know, religious."
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religion

A series of fanciful concepts that people believe as to:
- Help themselves get up in the morning, achive inner peace, etc.
- Keep their family happy, because all their family are in the religion.
- Feel superior to other people.
- Provide moral guidance because common sense would render them otherwise lame.
- Justify war or general hatred of other groups.
Wow, so we can, like, kill abortionists if we join the right sect of the right religion? Well fuck me, religion it is!
by Stuart October 13, 2003
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Religion

Religion is like a penis:
1) It's okay to have one.
2) It's okay to be proud of it.
3) It's NOT okay to pull it out in public.
4) It's NOT okay to shove it down little children's throats.
1)
I am religious.

2)
I LOVE my religion!

3)
Mike: Hey Bryan, how are you doing?
Bryan: SHUT UP! YOU'LL BURN IN HELL FOR YOUR SINS!

4)
Suck my religion, little child.
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losing my religion

1. a southern slang phrase that means "flying off the handle", losing ones cool and losing ones self-control. Some people also think it could mean to get laid.

2. a big 1991 hit song from the Georgia rock band R.E.M..
1. George: Jeremy has been acting funny since he polished off a bottle of Wild Turkey.
Billy: Yep, he's lost some of his religion.

2. The title "Losing My Religion" caused some confusion at first here in the MidWest.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 10, 2008
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religion

A strong belief and following in a higher/supreme being. Many follow a strict code of moral conduct which can vary from religion to religion. A very sensative subject to most people. One of the main causes of war and violence. If you want to piss someone off very fast, attack their religion.
Famous examples include the Jesuites vs. the Japanese in the 14th century and modern Christians vs. everyone else.
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