Radbull

A telepathic, nose bridge pierced creature that descends from Looselipsville, sex trafficks children, solicits child abuse to demonic possessed humans, and releases toxic free radical parasites into Amazonian domains. You can spot a radbull in elicit locations such as backdoor telepathy dumpsters, dark public restrooms, shady break rooms, and dirty smoke benches. They'll stalk anything, from horny men with minimal powers to children at playgrounds. The last radbull was spotted at an Amazon fulfillment center seducing managers and harassing employees with radbull breath stench; a raunchy mixture of sad attempts to manipulate and raging fake orgasms.

"Don't go outside or to the smaller break rooms, for the bacterial infection has spread from the radbull 's lengthy mind fucks!"

by ninaarhowell January 22, 2024

Red Bull Boner

You don’t need a Red Bull to get a Red Bull Boner. It’s a mindset. It best to drink a Red Bull to get full effect of your Red Bull boner. Remember stay calm and rock it out.

Zmo got a Red Bull Boner he gonna rock it out.

I got a red bull boner

How that Red Bull Bo er treat’n yah?

by Red Bull Boner February 16, 2024

Red Bull Boner

Big dick juiced of Red Bull.

Extremely powerful.
Extremely long lasting.
May turn purple.

I can’t believe she gave me a Red Bull Boner .
Yo bro, I tried that Red Bull Boner tactic.

All she wants is the Red Bull Boner.

by Red Bull Boner February 16, 2024

Red Bull

Red Bull is a brand of energy drinks produced by the Austrian corporation Red Bull GmbH. It was initially introduced in 1987, and has since grown to become the third most valuable soft drink brand in the world, behind Coca-Cola and Pepsi.

I drink sugar-free Red Bull, quite frequently.

by This is my handle okay July 23, 2025

The Red Bull

The Red Bull

The Red Bull

by LiorZDoor March 8, 2022

Sucking Off the Red Bull

Consuming large amounts of energy drinks to get through finals.

Brad: "Hey Tom! Did you see Jimmy running around like a maniac?"
Tom: "yeah, he's been sucking off the red bull just to get through finals. "

by ChazzzySan May 29, 2015

the prophet of red bull

The prophet of the red bull

A woman alone at night

Tired and sad the only thing keeping her alive is the threat of her girlfriends death
And

RED BULL

She would lay down her live for red bull

For redbull is the bringer of good the delivery of happiness the heroes of sleepy the winner of the battle of red bull or monster

Red bull is her god

Drink the blood of the red bull god in the crack house by the commons

Eat the meat of the red bull god

We shall rise

Red Bull will rise

If you go against the rule of red bull you will bath in the glorieuse juices until you are pure

Sin in the name of red bull

Never be quite yell only nonsense

Confuse and distract others

Insult the god and be thrown into the fighting pit for ever

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THE PROPHECY

On night cold and dark

The wind will blow strong and the rain will pour

Rain? No red bull

The sun will raise
Sun? No red bull

The water will run to high

Water? No red bull

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If you want to be safe from the day of redbull

Join us

Save a spot in red heaven for yourself

JOIN US IN THE LIGHT OF RED BULL

JOIN THE PROPHET OF RED BULL

by fuckingUSERNAME August 2, 2023