Your Real Name

Your Real Name is a dictionary entry designed to get people out of the online dilemma of being dared to name-reveal themselves online. If someone is asked what their name is, they can use this page to get out of a tight spot.

Person 1: Truth or Dare
Person 2: Dare
Person 1: What's your real name
Person 2: Your Real Name is a dictionary entry designed to get people out of the online dilemma of being dared to name-reveal themselves online. If someone is asked what their name is, they can use this page to get out of a tight spot.
Person 1: :c

by snozing October 29, 2020

For real, for real on God

This is the way how you show that you actually mean something, that it is true. If someone can't say for real, for real on God then it means that it is not actually legit.

Do you love me?
Yes
Really?
For real, for real on God

Are you mad?
No
For real, for real on God?
*silence*

by jjanovskis November 29, 2021

Super Mario in Real Life

The absolute experience of witnessing THE Mario in real life.

“I just saw Super Mario in Real Life.”
“Did he say ‘Spaghetti’?”
“No.”

by poobtheawesome April 13, 2020

real-life

A world with no admin controls.

Real-life? Where can I download that?

by LILIZ October 1, 2005

Real Life

I don't know. Tell me where to download it, and I'll check it out.

Good grief! I can't believe no one already said this.

by Downstrike May 23, 2004

The Real World

A phrase that is popular among high school/college students and other people who live their lives outside of the societal norm that is used upon the realization that they will soon be entering the drab form of existence where they work behind a desk or counter for 40-50 years, pay taxes and bills, drink cheap beer while watching sporting events or movies on the weekends, wait for the next video game system or iphone to come out, plan trips to Europe, and find a significant other that will help them bring other useless fucks into this world to continue this helpless, modern era cycle of chasing down the newest commercialized good while contributing not a single bit of positive productivity to the world in return.

Person 1 - "Man, I graduate soon. I can't believe it."

Person 2 - "No kidding. I don't know what I'm gonna do. Maybe I'll try to become an accountant or work as a manager for some large retail chain. I heard they get good benefits. Time for The Real World, I guess."

Person 1 - "I think I'll just go drown myself in that lake over there. Its not like I'll be doing anything for the next 50 years anyways."

by Murrdawg88 May 10, 2011

Real Isopod Hours

The time of day when one can really respect the majestic isopod.

Girlfriend: "My parents aren't home. Come over."
Boyfriend: "Nah nigga, it's real isopod hours. I gotta go down to the aquarium."

by Stuck_inREM January 29, 2018