Jizz pimping

When a man sells his sperm for profit.

Man1: Hey, what are you going to do today man?

Man2: Gonna donate some sperm.

Man1: You mean for free?

Man2: No, I'm gonna get paid.

Man1: Oh Shit, You Jizz pimping!!!

by Jachze February 23, 2010

Aol pimping

Going into aol's chat rooms and trying to pick up or hitting on a lot of women.

Billy:Mom not right now im AOL pimping.

bob77::hey baby whats up
richard493::Man look at bob77 go he is really aol pimping today

by keilowkei October 17, 2010

scooter pumping

When a group of guys get to and rub the heads of their dicks together until someone cums.

Hey Pat stop pushing so hard , you're going to make me cum too fast and lose at scooter pumping.

by tsiehta June 11, 2016

Chimp pimpin

The chad of all pimps and chimps

Dam that guy be Chimp pimpin

by Chimp pimpin January 26, 2021

Keep it pimpin'

More like "as you were". Acting right and not getting out of line.

"Warned hommie to stop that shit the last time, now he just keep it pimpin'

by Yong Blahd August 29, 2020

pumping the derrick

When you are pinching a loaf and stand up and sit back down to squeeze the last bit of poo from your bowels.

Pumping the derrick: I was pumping the derick during my morning poo.

by King kupa April 11, 2015

Internet pimping

The act of pimping over the internet. Although not as effective as actual pimping because you cannot bitch slap. Funds are often exchanged through Paypal (There is the origin of its infamous name)

I was internet pimping Jessica Simpson last night for all her money, but that bitch wouldn't pay so I had to bitch slap her this morning.

by Pimping in Ohio December 31, 2009