by Arkadios200 February 2, 2019
Get the Ponk mug.pronk (pop-rock-punk)a person who likes rock, punk and some pop, wears black clothes, a person who doesn't care what people think about him, quiet, everybody's kinda afraid of them, rough.
regina:Do you know Andrew?
peter: yeah. i know him, he always wears black.
regina: oh yeah, he's a pronk
peter: yeah. i know him, he always wears black.
regina: oh yeah, he's a pronk
by alfersone August 22, 2005
Get the pronk mug.Drift Phonk is a sub-genre of phonk that is dominated by 12 year old new gens whom use FL Studio Mobile to make 200 BPM cowbell heavy cancer and pitched up memphis vocals by true memphis rap legends, this genre was made popular because of TikTok, making this genre grantees you to be sent to hell and forever tormented by DJ Smokey (The god, and one of the true founders of phonk).
Person 1: Hey man wanna listen to some phonk?
*Person 1 proceeds to play Chronic Talez By DJ Acura
Person 2: This Isn't phonk, let alone drift phonk, where are the cowbells?
Person 1: You should kill yourself.... Now!
*Person 1 proceeds to play Chronic Talez By DJ Acura
Person 2: This Isn't phonk, let alone drift phonk, where are the cowbells?
Person 1: You should kill yourself.... Now!
by prodGeeOhGee July 17, 2022
Get the drift phonk mug.Ponk - The art of finding and identifying species, associated most with inverts but will cover all groups of taxa.
From the original term - Piddly Ponk.
From the original term - Piddly Ponk.
by WilEPonka April 25, 2014
Get the Ponk mug.A very attractive girl/woman.
by sparkneon October 7, 2005
Get the ponker mug.-"Does your hardware store sell rolling machines?"
-"No, you motherfucking pronkus. It's a fucking hardware store."
-"No, you motherfucking pronkus. It's a fucking hardware store."
by Kyle Mcnair February 11, 2007
Get the pronkus mug.Ponkey(Pawn-key)/ alt. ponkay(pawn-kay)
Noun. A ponkey is a magical, heavenly cross between a donkey and a pig (and P.M.W.R.). Seeing a ponkey (which is invisible) will grant you good luck and your true love will kiss you passionately. All ponkies are in people's heads. However, they tend to wander away often. Consequences will be severe insanity, chalkboard obsession, non-stop blabbing, and philipean. There are only two ways to get your ponkey back:
1) You must pray to the ponkey god (Hamily) every night.
2) You must do a religious ritual in which you wriggle your arms in an insane fashion towards a sane person's head. Then, you can steal their ponkey.
Board of Ponkeys:
H.P. Creator of All Ponkeys Also entirely insane
E.B. Keeper of All Ponkies Slightly less insane than the rest but still quite insane
A.I. Keeper of Ponkey Records/secretary Insanity, 'nuff said.
P.M. & W.R. Inspiration for Ponkies
Ponkeyless people:
- Shafayet
- Seth
Noun. A ponkey is a magical, heavenly cross between a donkey and a pig (and P.M.W.R.). Seeing a ponkey (which is invisible) will grant you good luck and your true love will kiss you passionately. All ponkies are in people's heads. However, they tend to wander away often. Consequences will be severe insanity, chalkboard obsession, non-stop blabbing, and philipean. There are only two ways to get your ponkey back:
1) You must pray to the ponkey god (Hamily) every night.
2) You must do a religious ritual in which you wriggle your arms in an insane fashion towards a sane person's head. Then, you can steal their ponkey.
Board of Ponkeys:
H.P. Creator of All Ponkeys Also entirely insane
E.B. Keeper of All Ponkies Slightly less insane than the rest but still quite insane
A.I. Keeper of Ponkey Records/secretary Insanity, 'nuff said.
P.M. & W.R. Inspiration for Ponkies
Ponkeyless people:
- Shafayet
- Seth
by Ponkey March 14, 2008
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