Dual Protection 

This desperate move is used during a threesome (2 guys, 1 girl) when there is only one condom available. When Guy1 is done banging the girl, he gives the used condom to Guy2 so he can bang the girl with protection.

Kyle decided to pull off the dual protection so DJ can get some as well. Besides the fact that the condom was soggy and tight on his big cock, DJ was able to get some.

Dual Protection by snakebiter October 7, 2009

antiwar protestor 

A person who expresses opposition to an act of war.

The antiwar protester stood outside the building, sign in hand, ready to convey opposition to the impending war.

antiwar protestor by Albert February 15, 2004

prolest 

1. To protect from molestation.
2. To molest someone to protect them.
3. To protect someone as though it looks like molesting them.

1. I must prolest you from that vengeful hooker.
2. You paid in full, therefore, I must prolest you.
3. I didn't mean to prolest you the other day.

prolest by Durran November 17, 2004

Protect From Missiles 

To use a condom during intercourse.
A prayer spell from RuneScape that blocks the user from damaging missiles.

Girl A: Jimmy used Protect From Missiles last night.
Girl B: roflcopter.

"Dude, I'm so lucky I had enough prayer points to use protect from missiles last night with Angie."

Protect From Missiles by Jooker January 17, 2009

12 Section Egg Protector 

A small yellow plastic briefcase with 12 round bumps in each side, which can be used to carry and protect up to 12 eggs, assuming these eggs are from your average chicken and not a big ol' ostrich or fat pterodactyl. Also doubles as a surprisingly effective head and/or back massaging device. However, it is recommended that no eggs are inside the 12 Section Egg Protector while a massage is taking place, as this can result in a bad case of 'eggy back', or even 'eggy head'.

Joseph: 'Oh no, I lost my 12 Section Egg Protector when I had 16 pints yesterday and wound up on the kitchen floor shouting "fuck the flamin drongo system bollocks I like Mark!"'

Richard: "You dozy bell-end, how am I going to protect my eggs on the way back from the butcher's tomorrow morning now?! Thanks."

12 Section Egg Protector by gis gump February 23, 2011

federally protected wetlands

Jenna Bush's Snatch

Now that she's 18, I guess Jenna's federally protected wetlands are open for public drilling.

federally protected wetlands by Aesop April 30, 2004

protect ya neck 

What you need to do when the Wu comes for that ass.

Wu-Tang Clan:Ya best protect ya neck!

Average nigga:Word

protect ya neck by Phish77 January 2, 2009