sex proof

To physically strain ones penis, most likely by beating it with reckless abandon. Other activities can lead to this condition, such as falling onto your boner from a 8 foot ladder or sticking into a lightbulb socket.

I really want to bang Shelly but my skin flute is sex proof; doctor said I have to wait 6 months with a dick cast on before sex of any kind.

by RandyFellow June 28, 2014

adult proof

When a program is so simple that it baffles adults, yet children work out the functions immediately.

"Is this new phone adult proof or something? I can't work it out but my six year old can."

by Mortechant March 7, 2015

Snapchatical proof

To prove a point through the use of Snapchat.

"I saw a girl with the nicest butt, her name is Gailyn"
"What makes you think it's the nicest? "
" I have Snapchatical Proof! "
" oh ok, you win... Snapchat doesn't lie."

by BlackStar040 April 16, 2015

Proof-clicker

A Proofclicker is a person that clicks on possible spam (or adds) to preserve others from falling for the bait.

Brankele acted as the ideal Proof-clicker the 'wait what happens with this tourist on a beach' add so Ferdinand could sleep again.

by Fair D August 1, 2015

Under Proofed

-Hot girl who probably isn't 18 yet; jailbait
-hot girl but got no ass or tits

Reference: bakers refer to bread that hasn't fully risen adequately before it is ready to be baked as "under proofed"

That girly is hot, but looks under proofed, prolly should give that some more floor time before askin her out

by Gnözzel August 21, 2016

Grian-Proofing

To create a machine, contraption or building and add specific features that would prevent a Grian from wanting to interact with it, to stop him from breaking it in a fraction of a second, or to keep him not wanting to use it.

Must be used in the context of Minecraft.

Grian-Proofing may also be done with specific items but trapping them with him knowing - anything would prevent a wild Grian from completely obliterating what you've just spent half your life on is a viable Grian-Proofing measure.

Guy1: "OK, I think I've nearly finished creating this massive item filter for redstone-only items"
Guy2: "Wait, remember to add a seperate item bin onto the end, that should Grian-proof it well enough to stop it from clogging,"
Guy1: "Oh yeah... I forgot about Grian-Proofing."

by billGatesButBetter September 12, 2019

geometry proof

Something that will cause you pain and agony for years in high school

"Show me a geometry proof that proves XZ || AC, or else you fail."

by Matemáticas January 16, 2018