Pofter

another word for fag

Timmy had sex with tom he is such a "Pofter"

by Dawn McKinnon March 23, 2003

proctomorph

printable alternative to asshole. Takes adjectival proctomorphic and adverbial proctomorphically forms,can be used on the record in open court.

"Has my learned opponent ever considered, in his entire proctomorphic existence, that the prosecution's burden of proof might extend beyond 'everybody knows the defendant is guilty'?"

by Marian Neudel January 18, 2004

Poofter Pounder

A homo-sexual. One who inserts his penis into another mans rectum.

"It's the third time Jerry's gone to the bath-house this week.
I've never seen such a poofter pounder!"

by flabio17 October 21, 2009

proctological legerdemain

The art of magically pulling a project quickly out of your ass.

You: "The boss just went to lunch. He told me to create a new website so he can present it to the client when he gets back."

Coworker: "Guess you'll have to practice a little proctological legerdemain."

by Malgamere March 26, 2011

Proctophobia

Proctophobia- Fear of rectums.
Common among fenskers

also see asshole

I really want to feltch your ass man!, but i suffer from Proctophobia

by Dude March 27, 2005

poofter bash

A fun, family activity. Involves waiting in a car or van for a suitable homosexual male to appear, then bundling them into the vehicle, whereby they will spend the next few days being subjected to various forms of physical and emotional pain.

Andy: Gee, I look great in my new threads. I hope i don't get poofter-bashed again tonight. All those bloodstains really turned Peter off.

by Pedders April 29, 2005

Profanese

The unofficial language of the U.S. Navy, spoken for the sake of brevity and clarity.

While our sister service, the United States Marine Corps, is able to grasp the rudiments of Profanese and speak it in a pidgen fashion, the Air Force fails to master even the most basic vocabulary, grammar and syntax rendering meaningful communications difficult.(Translated into Profanese thus: Fucking Grunts shit circles around douchebag zoomie mofos in talking shit.)

by harry flashman July 16, 2003