paragaffe

The social offense of wasting people’s time by blathering on for a whole paragraph when a short sentence would suffice.

“All I wanted to know was whether Bottom is still smoking. He wrote back a whole paragaffe about why it’s none of my business and smoking is not a problem for him.”

by Bottom Ford, Esq May 16, 2011

Paragraph texter

Someone who texts long sentences and finishes texts in paragraphs especially when the other side is not. This, man times causes an unequal power between the paragraph texter and the average person.

If who you're texting:
is making typos and you’re not
is skipping punctuation and you’re not
is skipping capitals and you’re not
is taking a long time to reply and you’re not
is responding to your long, well-written emails with much shorter responses

Then you're a paragraph texter to them.
That's what makes a paragraph texter a paragraph texter.

"Why is Matt a paragraph texter when he knows I'm only going to send him a small message?, It's a waste of time!"

by OHHH, It's JOHN CENA!!!! September 12, 2016

Paragono

A mystical creature with barbaric mind set, but also a very intelligent problem solver. No one really knows much about it, it just appears in the thoughts of people at will sometimes.

Wait who is Paragono?

by Lord Lithium November 3, 2017

Pragedis

people with a fat nose

The family pragedis have fat noses

by Dirty AssAsian March 1, 2018

Prage

Pregnancy-induced rage; it’s important to pray for the safety of those around the woman and the return of her natural state

Mrs. Lauder had prage when the student interrupted her again; she screamed at the child and interrupted him until he cried.

by Khaki2012 April 17, 2019

Paragrin

Paragrin, that girl who is always sitting in the background, reading, listening to music, or watching anime. Even if you just see her walking down the street you can tell she's an introvert. You think she's goth but she doesn't see herself thatway, just a warm gray kuudere.

Paragrin- *looks up from book* *takes earphone out* *stares intently but says nothing*

by Boo_racoon August 22, 2019

Paragoned

The act of abandoning or stop developing a game because it does not give EpicGames enought $$$$

-YOOO, Fortnite STW just got paragoned smh
-Cant believe i paid 40$ for the game to be Paragoned

by Loiseto July 1, 2020