postage stamp

any sexual act that involves licking and sticking

i got postage stamped in the ear last night

by agirlnamedpants April 5, 2008

postmature ejaculation

1. The act of nutting into a woman HOURS AFTER she's orgasmed.
2. The act of just being plain old gay.

Oh my god, Becky, I wish Freddy would just cum into me, but no, he's a man of postmature ejaculation! It takes 2 hours of pushing, and it makes me ache between the legs!

by Plisky March 2, 2009

Postmatal Depression

A brief period of sadness that occurs after a friend you've been spending a lot of time with leaves.

Alex: Hey, how are you?
Nathan: Feeling a bit down.
Alex: How come?
Nathan: No, nothing. Just had some postmatal depression since John left this afternoon.

by JimDan November 21, 2010

postman stamp

The act of holding in fecal matter until a turtle head (without pinching it off) is created, then stamping it on somebody.

Jonathan postman stamped Jerry and yellled, "You got mail!"

by pseudonym_maker November 21, 2015

postmalonic

A person who is sexualy atracted to Post Malone

Me: I'm postmalonic.

Someone: But what does that mean
Me: It means that I am only attracted to Post Malone
Someone: Oh, I think I am too

by -Tbh.Idk- March 4, 2021

[Postracial]

To exist beyond the point where race is a consideration. Literally 'After Race'

An Obama Whitehouse is a significant step towards a Postracial America

or the less convincing...

"I am the face of Postracial America!"
~Tracy Morgan Jan 11th, 2009.

by Strangehouse January 12, 2009

Postal Regret

When you post something to a social site e.g. facebook, twitter; and you regret it after a few seconds or minutes, but are too lazy to remove it. Or you just want to know the response that it will get, but eventually regret ever doing so.

I posted something onto my facebook without looking at Urban Dictionary first... and now I have postal regret.

by Mgamerz May 13, 2010