Jane the Prostitute

1. Joe the Plumber's sister or possibly cousin, who is not a licensed prostitute, but considers herself a hard-working blowjob-giver who should not have to share her wealth.

2. A generic term for any prostitute particularly when used in political debates as a rhetorical device.

1. McCain: So, I hear that Mr. Obama over here was talking to Jane the Prostitute the other day. and said you wanted to share the wealth..

Obama: No! That was Sally the Dishwasher! Or possibly Jagadambika the Urologist!

2. McCain: Jane the Prostitue shouldn't have to pay such high taxes, and Mr. Obama over here would love to just tax away everything she earns.

Obama: But reguardless of any of that, Jane the Prostitute would benefit from my health care plan. And this is why...

by joe the writer September 8, 2010

pro bono prostitute

Someone who'll have sex with anyone, anywhere, any time

i am a pro bono prostitute

by Bob Jefferies October 8, 2003

afghani prostitute

a blunt made up of roach weed and harsh as fuck

guy 1: yo i saved a bunch of roaches lets roll an afghani prostitute

guy 2: hell yeah ive got a blunt right here

by despres February 11, 2010

te amo prostitute

Preferred method of prostitution by Latinas living abroad for Gringos where words are exchanged for money. Services are rendered when the promise to Western Union the money is made and also when the Confirmation Pick-up Code is provided. Sexual undertones are muted in spite of claimed desires due to a professed deep love of God.

He's talking to Tania again. I thought he already sent her money this week. She is such a te amo prostitute.

by Miyhgt September 7, 2019

political prostitute

Turncoats, party switchers, any action by politicians done obviously for self gain, fame and nothing else related to public service with favors or exchange perceived to be involved.

By filing that case everyone knows is bullshit after receiving budget for so-called projects, it became painfully obvious that senator for many years degraded into a mere political prostitute.

by O_H May 24, 2016

Prostitute

A woman who hangs around the street corners in GTA 3 dressed in skanky clothes designed to be beaten with baseball bats and have her wallet stolen.

Hey dude! yesterday i was playing GTA and hired a prostitute...
Really? What did you do? *wink*
I beat her to death with a baseball bat.
...
What?

by le penis head January 28, 2010

Prostitute

the best bang for you buck

Legalized prostitution rules

by LORENZE February 16, 2004