plans soon

what you say to someone on facebook when you don't actually want to see them anytime in the near future

Facebook:
taylor posts picture

Jenna: OMG you look so pretty i haven't seen you in forever!
taylor: thanks :) i know! plans soon
*Taylor internally*: fuck this bitch

by thetrillestogbasedword February 23, 2014

Condiment plasma

Thin watery condiment-colored fluid that accumulates on the top of ketchup or mustard. Also known as pre-mustard or pre-ketchup.
Related to condiment serum.

I made a killer ham sandwich yesterday only to ruin it with a load of condiment plasma from the mustard all over the bread.

by TonyID March 15, 2010

plasma

when a girl is so pectorially challenged that her chest actually resembles a plasma screen tv.

is she hot?
yeah she's not bad, but she's absolutely plasma.
that sucks.
yeah.

by peekers May 25, 2008

Plasma rifle

A really cool weapon. It appears in many video games, especially in FPS games.

My plasma rifle is out of ammo. Dammit.

John got his plasma rifle and blew up the wall.

by JohnStalvern June 16, 2010

get your plask on

To prepare to party.
To achieve a partying mindset.

It's Friday night.
Time to get your plask on.

by 7.62 x 39 December 22, 2005

God’s Plans

God’s Reckoning plans. Basically a his plans to destroy the stupid human race for their dumbness and insanity.

Beth: BAE!
God: Omfg dumb humans

Jeremy: God’s Plans are because of people like you! God’s gonna destroy us all because of your dumbness
Beth: All I said was BAEEEEE
God: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

by Anananon93 January 30, 2018

plasmid

a giant idiotic person who thinks they’re cool but is actually really annoying. related: nerd

“How was your grilled cheese, you fucking plasmid?”
“Shoghi attacks everything and is senile. What a plasmid.”

by morgorthongon May 5, 2019