Prone Position

The position you get into to build up fart gas, so you can light it on fire. Get down on the floor; place your chest on the ground; put your butt up as high as it can go; place one side of your face on the ground like you are listening for footsteps; wait until you need to fart. When you "get one," roll over on your back; place the flame under your anus; and push out a plode (a fart on fire). Never light up in silk, never in the nude, to prevent suck back (flame in anal cavity). Fart lighting is polite, as it extinguishes the smell.

Man, I have an upset stomach after eating that warm, greasy salad. Let me get in the prone position so I can light up (fart on a flame).

by Bobby Johnson from Vici August 16, 2012

proness

Used when you have style in doing things. Pro-ness, a mixture between prowess and profesional.

We parked our car in the tightest spot. I have proness

by leif June 10, 2006

perineum

Synonym for grundle (First definition)

Damn, my perineum is sweaty, and I think I like it.

by owned November 27, 2002

proness-ish

Used when something or somebody that one thinks is proness is not really pro at all but only proness-ish because it has minimal proness but is just pro enough to be called proness

I hit on this chick that was kinda hot, it was proness-ish

by MattyPooh August 25, 2008

proner

A gamer term which means to crouch in the bottom-most possition(on their belly). Typically used by MG42 machine-gunners in order to set up their gun.

*Intense running close combat*
*enemy prones, then shoots you in the feet*
*you die*
You: OMFG YOU DAMN PRONER

This may happen in: Battlefield 1942, Wolfenstein ET, etc.

by Chris BT July 11, 2006

Pelone

Anyone following the teachings of Nikukuism.

That dork over there in Mr. B's class is such a Pelone.

by Alex Dunlop May 5, 2005

pyronecrobovimania

The act of having sex with dead burning cows (bovines).

Person 1: Holy shit that cow is on fire!!!!!
Person 2: Yeah, and check out that guy having sex with it!!
Person 3: He has pyronecrobovimania, just like me!!! I'm so there!!!

by YeaUhHuh September 20, 2006