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Penile Flatulence

Penis queef; air escaping from the penis like vaginal flatulence. Slang include pequeef, dick fart, man queef, et cetera.
Mike is known for his penile flatulence.
by Probel Chuvak June 2, 2018
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Penile Dementia

to be suffering from a priapism, that is a continuous erection of the penis. This ailment is both painful and socially embarrassing.
Trevor was disappointed: he had to miss several West Ham matches because of chronic penile dementia.
by Dunky Oggins November 15, 2003
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penile

Penile means pinoy with a HUGE penis
I saw a penile at the store.
Did you see that penile!
Judging by you penile you are pinoy.
by Jerry Casino December 3, 2007
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penile pentrometric episiotomy

When a big fat dick splits a pussy so bad that it rips the taint resulting in the poor bitch having to go to the emergency room for sutures.
Hello, 911, please send an ambulance immediately. I accidentally just performed a tri- input penile pentrometric episiotomy on this fucking bitch and she is bleeding like a stuck pig from the cunt and ass. She is in and out of consciousness and is going into shock. Her breath sounds are diminished and her heart rate is rapid and her pulse is weak. Her pupils are dilated and not reacting to light . She keeps screaming for more cock and an aspirin. Don't send the cops because I am doing bong hits and my medical marijuana card is expired.
by Goldbagger January 18, 2010
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camp pendleton

the marine corps base in southern california. one of the largest marine corps bases in the world. also home for marine recruits for 4 weeks during their 13 week brain washing period.
Camp Pendleton, where the brainwashing begins.

Camp Pendleton, also see concentration camp.
by Timmy April 15, 2005
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Penile

1. A penile is your DING DONG penis.
2. The "tra-la-la" of the male variety.
3. The oposite of a "vagai-gai."
Person 1: "Awmg I be jealous of your penile, brah!"
Person 2: "I know, right! It's like... twice the size of my penis!!"
by <33Divine<33 September 26, 2010
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penile

a delicious sweet of which many people enjoy
by geezxus January 9, 2011
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