patch day

The day that shines with human error. Happens when MMORPGs get updated or "fixed" with a patch, and madness breaks out on the forums about "Omg I cant log in!" or "Fix teh game or im not paying no more!!" Then they try to blame it on the players that they are doing something wrong.

Usually lasts until the start of the next day.

Never play on patch day.

by Fir3g0d February 15, 2005

pumpkin patch

A cluster of overly-tanned or fake-tanned people who never leave the cluster

Check out that pumpkin patch all the way at the top of the bleachers

by jess86 May 27, 2007

patchy

Simply synonymous to drunk or tipsy.

If the need to differentiate between drunk and tipsy arises, use the quote "I'm a bit patchy" to signify tipsiness and just "I'm patchy" to signify drunkenness.

There is also such thing as patchiness, acting as either a noun that signifies the alcohol one has at hand or the overall patchy state of several people.

Random European chill kid at Chipoltle: I'm a bit patchy right now.
Random scene kid: WTF!! ROFL HxC SCENE!
European kid: Fag.

Guy: Have you brought the patchiness?
Girl: Hell yes, now let's get patchy!

by makke :D July 3, 2009

soul patch

tuft of hair grown under center of bottom lip

Went we were down on each other, my soul patch sent her right over.

by Steve May 13, 2005

harvest time in the zucchini patch

A coloqial term used to dicreetly tell your women that your ready to give her the stiffy stab.

Hey Baby,
It's harvest time in the zucchini patch. Would you pound that daquiri so we can get out of here.

by Max L. May 16, 2007

cabbage patch snatch

1. self desciptive, vaginal lips so used and nasty they look like cabbage leaves.
2. A whore's pussy

I hear Christina has a cabbage patch snatch.

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

privacy patch

any artice of clothing worn discreetly to hide your "hooha" or private area.

"Danann CAN do a keg stand although in a dress b/c of her PRIVACY PATCH"

by Danann, Amanda, Tracy, Charlene, Erin January 26, 2005