Snatch patch

Group of nasty slutty bitches.

Look at that snatch patch over there

by Austin Bissell February 04, 2015

X-Patch

A form of cock and ball torture that usually results in gonorrhea. It is usually referred to users as if it was a game. Some even refer to it as going postal in X-Patch.

I played some X-Patch with my girlfriend last night.

by Chickenman2447 September 02, 2021

Bad patch

A extremely long period where everything that can go wrong does .

It's a fucking bad patch

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd December 03, 2020

Bad patch

A extremely long period where everything that can go wrong does .

It's a fucking bad patch

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd December 03, 2020

nacho patch

A ladies well groomed nether region

Let's see ya Nacho patch love!

by Urban Tarmac grower February 18, 2015

Scabbage patch

A cluster of scabs.

Wiped out on my skateboard and skinned my elbow. Now my girl is picking on the scabbage patch

by Petrified slug August 31, 2019

Moob Patch

An item of clothing worn over one moob but not the other. Essentially an eyepatch, but for a moob.

Joe: What on earth is that? It's like half a bikini??
Josh: What a lovely moob patch you have!

Jack: Why thank you!

Josh: (eyes wide open in excitement) Oh my god I want one!

by CockWattle April 17, 2012