feeling pan

a. A term commonly used by delusional people

b. A disease often funky 🍳sexuals suffer from/are most prone to

"oh shitt!! I'm feeling pan rn FUCKK"

by AssEater144 January 29, 2022

pan fatality

to decapitate someone with the edge of a frying pan

scorpion: pan fatality subzero: yes

by VVVVVVVVVVVVFFFFFFFFFFFFFF August 4, 2020

pan comido

When something is super easy

Hell yeah i’ll beat you at cup pong, pan comido

(Pan comido’s literal translation is eaten bread)

by Pan Comido Definer :) September 19, 2018

pan ridden

Confined to the toilet by sickness and / or diarrhoea.

“Sorry I won’t be in work today, I went out for a curry last night and now find myself pan ridden”

by juicebox September 13, 2020

cold pan

Something that loves your dad's cum and who also rapes dinosaurs fucking great guy and a little gay

Your dad likes to cold pan people like your fucking mum

by Fucking cunt + your mum panned January 9, 2018

Pie-Pan

A piece of metal, usually cylindrical in shape, that should be placed over ones rectal region while sleeping, to alert and wake you if someone is trying to fuck you in the ass.

My room mate pete likes to try to fuck me in the ass while i sleep, so i slept with a pie-pan to wake me with a "ting , ting , ting" in case he was trying to penetrate.

by Brandolino the hung one June 2, 2012

Princess Pan

A female who is suffering from the Peter Pan syndrome (i.e., a girl who refuses to grow up).

The nine signs that you might be a Princess Pan: 1. You're the center of your universe. 2. You're cool. 3. You're uncommitted. 4. You're "over it". 5. You're uncompromising. 6. You love reality shows. 7. You sleep with Peter Pans. 8. You live downtown, or in a loft, or in Portland. 9. You think you're immortal.

by Johna30305 August 20, 2013