Pwned

The total domination or shut down of a person place or thing.

The word: Pwned originated from the word: Owned, which derived from the word: Own, which came from the word: Cat.

Boy says to other boy who just got nuked on three times straight: "You Just Got Pwned."

by hlposerpwner May 9, 2011

pwned

The act of being absolutely extermintated by someone. Often followed by humiliation

Dude Sam got pwned when i kicked his balls and they flew onto that random spike and all the chicks laughed and the chicks knocked him out with their purses and then they drew a dick on his forehead with lipstick and then snapped his neck and threw him outside onto the steaming dogshit.

by GET PWNED!!! January 11, 2009

pwnedizzle

A word used by African American computer geeks, or wigger geeks who play too many games like Counter Strike. Also sometimes used by normal people to make fun of geeks by using those words in an off chat comversation.

Geek: MOUHAHAHA OMG OMG OMG I pwendizzled you... noob... lol haha rolf rolf n0000000b!!!
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Cool Kid: (tackles him in class football) LOL I pwnedizzled you you fricken n00bi!!

by gt3_dk June 10, 2005

Pwndering

1337 language crossing with English word PONDERING
The act of "pwning" a being or thing, or thinking about "pwning".

Gabe: "Hey what's up?"
Amanda: "Nothing... just pwndering about some n00bs I h4x0red today."

by Amanda Gagnon and Gabe Morales January 2, 2008

pwnd

Al Gore "invented" the phrase to best describe his defeat in the 2000 presidential election.

I can't believe "W" pwnd me like that.

by Praetoraen October 14, 2006

pwned

The total domination or shut down of a person, place, or thing.

Pwned is used in such places as:
Australia: You just got pwned, mate!
Hawaii: Hola brother you go pwned!
Japan: I pwn you!
North America: You just got pwned!
South part of North America: Y'all just got pwned!
A little south of that: Nomes a sey ya pwn you homes!

Examples of pwned:
Guy staring at laptop: Best porn EVER?
Laptop: We're no strangers to love, you know the rules and so do I

guy: Hey what's up man?
other guy: SLAP!

Guy with hammer: Hey Lou!
Lou: FRED IS NUMBER ONE!
Guy with hammer: What?
Lou: TEEHEE!

by sergeydgr8 April 28, 2009

spackle pwnd

complete and utter mental ownage

Danica Hannis got spackle pwnd

by Nick Spaits February 2, 2008