hlposerpwner's definitions

NASCAR

The phrase "Nice Car" stated in a redneck accent.

Normal White American Citizen (Pointing to a brand new BMW): Wow! That's a nice car you've got there!

Redneck (Pointing to an old rusty pickup truck): Nope. That right there is a purty nascar.

by hlposerpwner May 9, 2011

Pwned

The total domination or shut down of a person place or thing.

The word: Pwned originated from the word: Owned, which derived from the word: Own, which came from the word: Cat.

Boy says to other boy who just got nuked on three times straight: "You Just Got Pwned."

by hlposerpwner May 9, 2011

Blackmail

To beat someone in any sort of athletic event

Man, he blackmailed me in that track & field race!

by hlposerpwner May 6, 2010