Peasent Scum

Any person in connection with either a) Pretending to have have money and not squeeching off the dole or b) being bogan scum. Scum should be totally avoided and killed where possible. They may attempt to get you pregnant at 15

You are peasent scum, I earn an 8-figure salary, obey me please!

by PseudonymNoob November 26, 2013

please no

Something you say to someone who's about to do something stupid/unfavorable (usually exposing something about you) in a casual manner

A homie: I'm gonna tell the boys about how you punched Sarah
me: please no

by DatGooseBoio January 25, 2021

please be funny

When someone is consistently boring, and never seem to produce any entertainment. Theese people really need to get begged to be funny. You might often say the phrase "it's not funny anymore" or "it's not entertaining anymore" to. A document from the age of the roman empire has confirmed that they begged each other to be funny many times, as a part of their culture. The vikings read the ancient writings and decided to bring into their own culture. Scandinaians have carried this tradition and agony towards boring people to this day. An example of a person who needs to be begged of to be funny. Martin Luther wrote in his secret diary that was discovered in Funnyanymoreland- They're all begging me to show entertainment and to be funny. How can I make this stop, I'm desperate for a solution. Another way to confirm this, is some translated viking runes in the great cave of Baradennagång in south Sweden.

*boring person being boring*

-It's not funny anymore, entertainment has expired. I'm currently not entertained. If you try to be a comedian you wouldn't make it since you're not entertaining nor funny. Please be funny, I'm begging you to show me some kind of humor or entertainment

by BigPapa69420974 March 23, 2022

Cheese Please Boogey

(v) - of or relating to the strangest imaginable sexual act or position.

Guy One: Did you ever hook up with that girl the other night dude?

Guy Two: Hell yea, then she gave me sass so I gave her the old cheese please boogey!

by Master Exploder 69 February 26, 2009

Butt pleased

Being contented with a situation or product, the opposite of butt hurt

The food and service were excellent, I am very butt pleased!

by CaptainJeanLucPicard May 3, 2019

NO GOD NO GOD PLEASE NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What you say when you really don't want something to happen

Person 1: Can I use your toothbrush to clean the floorboards

Person 2: NO GOD NO GOD PLEASE NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by JASPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! September 9, 2021

Stand Clear of the Closing Doors Please!

The announcement always said on the NYC Subway trains when the doors are about to close, and the train is about to leave.

Originally recorded by Charlie Pellett and is on all new technology trains

(older trains have live crappy announcements from the conductors)

Announcer: Stand Clear of the Closing Doors Please!

Train: closes doors, and leaves

by JJthedicktionare April 7, 2021