Joe Pearson is that legend at university who is hated by women for no reason but the lads absolutely love him.
by SwanLovingTeen May 8, 2018
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by Brimsonator May 15, 2015
Get the Pearson mug.A gentleman of Chinese origin who was a renowned harlequin during the Prussian Civil War. Well known for his ability to eat metal and divide 9 digit numbers by 7 in his head, he often wore lederhosen and fake fur coats.
Born in 1763 in the town of Coffewang, Austria, he spent his early years milking cows, goats and even badgers on a rural farm, joining the circus in 1770 as a juggler.
Little is known of the next few years of his life, although by 1784 he was employed as a courthand of King Bendilegs of Latvia. However, due to an unfortunate situation he found himself him with the King's eldest Son (rumour has it they were caught copulating in the Royal Chambers) he was sentenced to be hung as a practicing homosexual (which in that era was a crime punishable by death). The King's son was exiled and travelled to Spain where he took up employment as a minister, but Jake was spared of his fate due to his previous loyalty and ability to amuse the King.
He worked from that day on a court jester (harlequin) until his untimely death in 1806 after consuming a tainted slab of marzipan, poisoned by those opposed to the King's proposal to impose a land tax to wealthy landowners that was nearly 3% above the base rate in that region.
Born in 1763 in the town of Coffewang, Austria, he spent his early years milking cows, goats and even badgers on a rural farm, joining the circus in 1770 as a juggler.
Little is known of the next few years of his life, although by 1784 he was employed as a courthand of King Bendilegs of Latvia. However, due to an unfortunate situation he found himself him with the King's eldest Son (rumour has it they were caught copulating in the Royal Chambers) he was sentenced to be hung as a practicing homosexual (which in that era was a crime punishable by death). The King's son was exiled and travelled to Spain where he took up employment as a minister, but Jake was spared of his fate due to his previous loyalty and ability to amuse the King.
He worked from that day on a court jester (harlequin) until his untimely death in 1806 after consuming a tainted slab of marzipan, poisoned by those opposed to the King's proposal to impose a land tax to wealthy landowners that was nearly 3% above the base rate in that region.
"There has been many a jest in our time, but none with the heart of passion of that most honourable of men, Jake Pearson" - transcribed from the diary of Prince Oleg, son of King Bendilegs of Latvia
by vengefulmoose February 7, 2010
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" .......... dont say things like that they hurt my feelings, i have serious meantal difficulties because of you!! "
" im sorry frank you know how i get when i just get up, im cranky! "
" rrrrr its ok john"
" .......... dont say things like that they hurt my feelings, i have serious meantal difficulties because of you!! "
" im sorry frank you know how i get when i just get up, im cranky! "
" rrrrr its ok john"
by aaron holland (captain crosstoe) December 8, 2004
Get the apple n pears mug.Parsons is a branch of The New School in Greenwhich Village, Manhatten. Parsons is a member of the Association of Independent Colleges of Art and Design (AICAD), a consortium of thirty-five leading art schools in the United States. It's an art school famously known for it's fashion and located in the Garment District. It has been in Project Runway, and has a very large population of gay students. It has very competitive admissions, and excellent resources. The security and cafeteria staff are hilarious and very fun loving.
"Jenny the lunch lady from Parsons the new school of design just told me spiked her redbulls with vodka before serving us breakfast!"
"Ha. Well clyde just told me his wife was actually a man and is living in guatemala until he can smuggle him/her into NYC."
"Ha. Well clyde just told me his wife was actually a man and is living in guatemala until he can smuggle him/her into NYC."
by floooop October 15, 2007
Get the Parsons the new school of design mug.A town in morris county, New Jersey. Which happens to be one of the wealthiest counties in the COUNTRY! While not the poorest town in the county(I believe Dover is worse off), it is not quite as wealthy as Mendham, or Harding Township. However there are some nice places to live and many of the houses go for over $400,000, even the small ones. Powder Mill is an exceptionally wealthy part of Parsippany.
by Sweet J May 22, 2006
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