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Crane Operator

A modified form of the classic "missionary" position, in where you firmly grasp your partners ankles and shift her legs back and forth; much like the levers of a crane.

*To announce this 'move', prior to it's execution, is great fun!
Alright baby, you ready? I call this one, the "Crane Operator"!
by crazzymann December 22, 2010
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Soap opera

an incredibly boring daytime TV show which women like watching.
Joe: My mom watches soap operas during the day.

Mike: Maybe she's got nothing better to do and maybe she's really bored.
by funny fellas January 15, 2014
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delta operator

A member of 1st Special Forces Operational Detachment Delta (Delta Force). This person is a male active duty US Army soldier with a Special Qualifications Indicator (SQI) T- identifying them as a "SFOD-D unit operator."
To capture the really high priority targets, we send in Delta Operators.
by lauristan May 5, 2007
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dirty opera

To cumm in a woman's ass slap it and make her sing
I tore that booty up so good the girl was singing the dirty opera
by Viking Queen July 24, 2015
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opera

A superior form of entertainment in which most of the characters' lines are sung. Not many young people like opera, because their brains are so clogged by rap and sex that they are unable to appreciate the dignity and beauty of opera.
One famous opera is Don Giovanni, by Mozart.
by Pitti-Sing June 23, 2006
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Operationally Attractive

Ugly People Mingers who become attractive only because there is no other choice.
After a while the hormones adjust to the ambient level of ugliness and you can find these people 'Operationally Attractive'. All is fine until you return from the 'area of operations' to your usual life.
See also Beer Goggles
Eg:1 You're from the big city and you have to work/study out of town in hill-billy country where there is only 1 bar and only 3 girls/guys ..all with moustaches and tatoos, and hairy backs..after a few days/weeks/months (delete as appropriate) they start to look stunning Operationally Attractive.

Eg:2 Private Jones was on a 12 month tour of duty in SomewhereISTAN. At first the available women/men all looked quite Ratty with substandard looks, but after a few months they became "Operationally Atractive".....

Eg:3 My boy D who only dated gorgeous girls in London went to live and study in Nottingham..He swore abstinance for the first semester cos' the girls were all Coyote Ugly...then We didn't hear from him till the end of the summer term when he showed up with a minger under each arm like he was Hugh Hefner...They were huge and they were heffers...
We laughed him out of the neighbourhood. Since then he comes back to London every few months to re-calibrate his Radar
He has made a full recovery and is back dating only Top-totty again.
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soap opera

(n) 1. Real people pretending to be fake people with made-up problems being watched by real people to forget their real problems. 2. Fuck em and get your own life
Dude, get off your soap opera-watching ass and get a life.
by snakemanjames August 20, 2009
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