Jim: have you thy oats brother?
Robbie: I have consumed thy oats. Sorry brother.
Jim: arghGHHGHGHGHGHGHGHHHGHGH oats are good. you are bad. goodbye.
Robbie: I have consumed thy oats. Sorry brother.
Jim: arghGHHGHGHGHGHGHGHHHGHGH oats are good. you are bad. goodbye.
by samves January 20, 2017
Get the have you thy oats brothermug. by Professor Oat April 12, 2017
Get the National Fuck a Can of Quaker Oats and Don't Pull Out Daymug. Worker 1 - Hey did you see the new girl in customer service?
Worker 2 - Don't do it - Rend not the soil and sow thy oats where you graze your sheep
Worker 2 - Don't do it - Rend not the soil and sow thy oats where you graze your sheep
by bek1966 May 22, 2019
Get the Rend not the soil and sow thy oats where you graze your sheepmug. 1. A reference to genetically repugnant and abhorrent charactierics, noticeable physically and personally.
2. "Furby" is an adjective referring to disgusting attributes (morally poor, obese, lazy, etc.) and "oats" refers to pedigree. Thus, "furby oats" refers to disgusting genetic traits evident in lifestyle, personality, and appearance.
3. Often times the result of inbreeding, "furby oats" are genetic characteristics that put offspring at disadvantages in life in terms of personality, intellect, and appearance.
2. "Furby" is an adjective referring to disgusting attributes (morally poor, obese, lazy, etc.) and "oats" refers to pedigree. Thus, "furby oats" refers to disgusting genetic traits evident in lifestyle, personality, and appearance.
3. Often times the result of inbreeding, "furby oats" are genetic characteristics that put offspring at disadvantages in life in terms of personality, intellect, and appearance.
What God might have said to the Canaanites (unrecorded): "Do not sow your furby oats, for your genes are a pox on humanity! Your inbred hijinx and lifestyle retardations represent the Devil's clutch on humanity! Your gene pool is infested with retardation and a contamination against the world!" And the Canaanites wept... but bred, anyway, sowing their furby oats.
by Nebraska Trailer Man June 21, 2011
Get the Furby Oatsmug. I can't believe she was caught on tape doing the Oates Mustache. She probably didn't know it was her dad.
by StB08 June 29, 2011
Get the Oates Mustachemug. Let's say that Jeff almost accidentally pushed Bob off the dock. Bob would say....
YA ALMOST SPILLED MA OATS!!!
YA ALMOST SPILLED MA OATS!!!
by Authentically_Alex December 30, 2018
Get the Ya Almost Spilled Ma Oats!!!mug. 