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have you thy oats brother

when you've lost your oats and you need some more, so you ask, "have you thy oats brother?"
Jim: have you thy oats brother?
Robbie: I have consumed thy oats. Sorry brother.
Jim: arghGHHGHGHGHGHGHGHHHGHGH oats are good. you are bad. goodbye.
by samves January 20, 2017
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National Fuck a Can of Quaker Oats and Don't Pull Out Day

Every year on april 13th, you must fuck a can of Quaker Oats and not pull out.
Mike- It's national fuck a can of Quaker oats and don't pull out day

Dave- oh nice
by Professor Oat April 12, 2017
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Rend not the soil and sow thy oats where you graze your sheep

Do not date and have sexual hookups where you work.
Worker 1 - Hey did you see the new girl in customer service?
Worker 2 - Don't do it - Rend not the soil and sow thy oats where you graze your sheep
by bek1966 May 22, 2019
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Pulse my oats

1.) to get one’s pussy fucked vigorously
2.) to girate/shake one’s goodies for their oat daddy
3.)to get yourself off and feel yourself(oats) pulsating
3.) to put oats in a food processor
Baby, I need you to come over and pulse my oats while we Netflix and chill
by OatDaddy June 7, 2022
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sweet oats

guy: can you wake me up tomorrow morning
girl: yea sure
guy: sweet oats
by russell351 August 11, 2016
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Zac Oates

oh its the gay guy Zac Oates
by gameboyvisionv62 September 19, 2016
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Fluffing my oats

When someone or something is getting you all agitated.
Republicans are really fluffing my oats these day's
by BigGCount February 23, 2017
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