Quote from the popular web series 'The Guild'. To shorten it up, it just means 'I don't care'.
Adam: I need a mentor with a penis.

Krystyl: My interest in what you are talking about is low to moderate.
by Ah damn. October 03, 2009
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You're bored right now, so you typed this into the search box.
i am extemely bored urban dictionary give me something interesting
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A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.
Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?
by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019
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1. When a completely random set of people find themselves hanging out together and a third party decides to comment on their unusual outing

2. Any circumstance involving a random group of people who have absolutely nothing to do with each other
1. “Becky! Did you see them having dinner the other day?”

“Yes! What an interesting assortment of characters dining in unison”

2. “A random assortment of characters dining in unison just texted me !!!!!” (Completely open to any sort of interpretation)
by JennyBea November 19, 2019
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Beer interest

When you owe beers (or money), you add a beer per week after due.
- Man I owed you a beer last week already, with the beer interest that's 2 beers for tonight!
- Yeah!
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sus interest

When someone is interested in you but you can’t tell if it’s legit or not
He definitely has some sus interest for me
by Happytomi March 12, 2019
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Open Interest

its when a girl uncrosses her legs
Don't call me or put me down unless we have sufficient open interest.
by zebra_2011 February 10, 2011
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