Night Owl

People who are assumed to be lazy and/or procrastinators. However, they are the masterminds of Earth.

My Supporting Reasons:
~ Peace and quiet to focus (everyone else is asleep).
~ For all my fellow antisocial homies, no human interactions for hours! WOO HOO!
~ No distractions (i.e. media notifications, sunshine, good weather, people, sounds, etc)
~ More time to enjoy the daytime. Doing hobbies, talking to people, and just acting like a normal human beings in general!
~ Not having someone constantly peeking over your shoulder (that is, if you live with people).

In conclusion, Night owls are frickin' geniuses and deserve more credit than they are given. FYI, I'm writing this definition @3:54 A.M.

Person A: You look tired.
Person B: I am.
Person A: What time did you sleep last night?

Person B: I didn't.
Person A: Damn... you're officially a night owl.
Person B: THANK YOU! WHAT AN HONOUR! :D

by A_Credible_Source December 20, 2021

night crazies

Often used to describe when a cat gets extremely hyper and wacky. Their pupils get extremely large and sometimes evil. It is comparable to someone who is on crack. This usually occurs after twilight.

Karen: Your cat is psycho.

Erin: Oh, he just has night crazies. It's totally normal.

by kalexa October 27, 2009

Night Bus Friend

A fun-loving friend or associate who favours staying out on an evening even after the most convenient form of public transport has stopped running

"Did Bob get the Tube home after the pub shut on Friday?" "No, we went to a club until 4am. Bob's my Night Bus Friend."

by LastOrders March 12, 2009

Night hawk

a nickname given to people that stays up on the internet till early hours of the morning.

Daniel: Damn I can't sleep, I'll go on facebook and see if night hawk is on, chat to her for a bit.

by noob1234543 August 14, 2012

Night Swords

When two or more men go outside in the middle of the night and then proceed to cross their urine streams. There is no loser, everybody always wins.

Andrew: Hey Curtis, Why are you so wet?
Curtis: Oh, Pat and I were just playing a short game of Night Swords, and it got a bit out of hand.

by Lord Sparkles August 26, 2012

Night Classes

The terminology used when a cheating significant other tries to explain why he/she is going out tonight.

Bill: "Honey, why are you leaving so soon? I thought we were going to cuddle together!"
Eric: "Um... night classes..."
Bill: "You skank I KNOW where you're going you thot don't walk away from me!"

by agletman2 August 13, 2015

night knife

A black dick

Girl 1:Bryan's night knife is a pussy destroyer

Girl 2: oh don't I know!

by B-ryan September 24, 2016