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Kevin Nelson Syndrome

A serious condition effecting people who are under the influence of alcohol. Victims believe that everyone, friends, family, and strangers, owe them $20 for no reason whatsoever. The only cure is a good night's sleep, often times immediately after vomiting on something very important to you.
Dude did you see Dave last night... he was stumbling all over the place and yelling at everyone for owing him money.. then he threw up on his parents. It was textbook Kevin Nelson Syndrome.
by anonymous376 December 27, 2007
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the willy nelson

an inescapable wrestling move

used to emphasized pwnedge during a wrestling match. Most commonly used in high school gym class

derived from "half nelson" and "full nelson"
Oh shit! He's got'em in the willy nelson
by zee pwnzer December 28, 2007
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father nelson

A male will place a female in a full nelson wrestling maneuver. He then will bend her over and carry out his business.
I thought we were wrestling, then i felt a poke, that bastard gave me a father nelson.
by Trichizzel September 1, 2003
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Father Nelson

A gay Catholic Priest. The name originates from a combination of recent scandals in the Catholic church and from the wrestling hold known as a nelson.

A half-nelson is when you are trying to wrestle or restrain someone and you put your arm under their arm and then bring it up around to the back of their head and then place your hand on the back of their neck, pushing their head forward.

A full-nelson is the same as a half-nelson, except you use both arms to wrestle/restrain your opponent.

A Father Nelson is when a Catholic Priest tries to sodomize you by using a full-nelson.
Eric married a Catholic woman who wanted him to convert to Catholicism. At first, he was hesitant, but after he met with Father O'Reilly, who introduced him to Father Nelson, he was overjoyed with the prospect of becoming a Catholic.

Now, Eric is always trying to introduce 18 year old choir boys to Father Nelson.
by Miles O. June 11, 2006
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Anal Full Nelson

Its original got very popular through eFukt

To anal-full-nelson someone means to put them in a situation to easily fuck them in the butt.
Our project was due the same day we had other tests. We were Anal Full Nelson'd by this prof.
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Fellatio Nelson

Performing an act of fellatio. (A pun on Heratio Nelson and Nelson's Column).
We were sat there watching tv, and the next thing I knew she was giving me the old Fellatio Nelson!
by Manx bloke September 3, 2006
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Wet Willy Nelson

The act of ejaculating and letting it run from the top all the way down to the bottom of the shaft of your penis and then shoving it in your unsuspecting partner's mouth.
John says; wow last night I gave my girlfriend a Wet Willy Nelson after a sensual 45 minute round of masterbation. She vomited profusely for 7 minutes, and then came back for round 2!!!
by Dartamisprime April 17, 2019
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