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big green needle

Lethal injection, usually in the context of animal euthanasia.

Comes from the greenish color of many medical syringes and the large volume of barbiturates they use to ensure a quick and certain death.

Sometimes capitalized or put in quotations for emphasis, i.e - "The Big Green Needle"

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"When I adopted Rover out of the animal shelter he was a week away from getting the big green needle, I'm so glad I found him in time!"

"It's sick how they dragged out Terri Schiavo's life that way. If she had been a dog they would have given her the big green needle years ago."
by Baroque T. Frankenheimer January 20, 2014
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Pull the Needle Out

Just pull the needle out and tell Jimmy that you're dating his sister.
by Frank Yeck January 31, 2022
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Threading the Needle

While driving,walking,or running you weave in and out of obstacles (other cars, people, etc.) in your path.
Last night while driving I was threading the needle an made it home in half the time!
by Eliot The Great July 15, 2014
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Poo Needle

When you put a man in a rear naked choke hold and put your pinkie finger in his ass.
What George Saint Pierre should have given BJ Penn, a poo needle.
by Pat the Ratt April 7, 2009
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Obama Needle

A verb or noun, what is administered to someone who has exposed the United States government of facism e.g. FBI state terrorism, suppressing civil rights, encouraging racism against muslims i.e. Islamic extremism, NSA surveilence, CIA cocaine traficing, US military drone attacks on children and civilians, or ect. A person is given the Obama needle if they are identified as a journalist, activist, or whistleblower who may leak sensitive information. Obama needles are administered by agents and often result in death.
I wonder when they'll finally get Edward Snowden his Obama needle.

God damn, JimBob did you see the way that Michael Hastings was Obama needled.

Most citizens get Obama needled daily by CNN.
by myrealname1231234 September 7, 2013
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Cum Needle

Where you get your cum and you stick the needle up your fucking cock, and you pump it so it makes you cum, then once the needle is full of cum, you inject it into your bloodstream
Person 1: Fam wtf are you doing you daft cunt
Person 2: In doing the cum needle
Person 1: Oi, sick let me join in
by Wmffre March 1, 2021
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cop the needle

To become annoyed.
by oracle March 12, 2004
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