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NEED TO GO BOWLING

TELLING SOMEONE THAT IS IN EVERYONE ELSE'S BUSINESS, THEY NEED TO GO BOWLING SO THEY CAN LEARN TO STAY IN THEIR LANE AND MIND THEIR OWN BUSINESS
Bobo axed: whet you talkin' bout? I sed, you worried bout the wrong thang! you need to go bowling!! Bobo sed what dat mean? I sed, it mean you need to stay in your lane and mind yo own damn business
by G.B. WIGGLES September 6, 2019
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need my ones

by 4kT April 17, 2020
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hi need

A response to a person that you know wants a favor or something from you, may it be a sexual favor or just to get something for them.
Nicki Minaj: Where is lil wayne? *wants sexual favor*
Gucci Mane: Hes over there
Nicki Minaj: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZY!
Lil Wayne: hi need.
by whatsgucci November 13, 2010
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I need to sort out my life

Every assholes go-to excuse for ignoring you so they could play games and talk to other people.
You: Hey, I really miss talking to you!
*five hours later*
You: Oh... I guess you don’t feel the same way.
Them: Sorry, I need to sort out my life.
by Getrekt911 June 18, 2019
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I don't need it... but I need it.

An item that you absolutely do not need to buy however you have to have it. I don't need it... but I need it.
As she passed by the store window and leather boots caught the corner of her eye she thought to herself I don't need it... but I need it.
by msscream1234 February 6, 2018
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Because Chico needed the money

When a performer takes a job solely for the money.

Inspired by Gilbert Gottfried's impression of an old Groucho Marx where he explains why the Marx Brothers took jobs on terrible projects late in their career.
"Why would Orson Wellles agree to be in that animated Transformers movie?"

"Simple, it was because Chico needed the money!"
by BBGrunt December 16, 2020
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Help, I need help

You say this phrase when you are genually stressed and in danger because your shoe lace has become undone. It is best to scream it so people can be alarmed and tie it for you.
"Help, I need help"
"What is it?"
"My shoe lace has come undone"
The person then reties it for you
by WiseWordsFromCP December 21, 2017
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