pink noise

A pseudo-random wav file which has equal distribution of energy in each frequency octave (e.g., energy between 1 and 2 Hz is equal to the energy between 10,000 and 20,000).

Pink noise can be used to test an MP3 encoder.

by credit to Ars Technica May 29, 2004

kill dat noise

means to shut tha fuck up.Use by MC Shan and the juice Crew derected to Boggie down Production in the 80s or 90s when KRS-One made the song South Bronx.

"South Bronx Kill Dat Kill Dat Noise"

by Fatboy Ray November 7, 2006

The Pee-Noise Problem

1.) A constant feeling that the noise of one's pee stream hitting the water produces a less manly noise than those of his fellow bathroom guests...suggesting that he has an inadequate sized dong.

2.) A sign that your prostate may in fact be creeping its way up the weinershaft. If your pee-noise suddenly becomes less manly, talk to a doctor.

Man one: **loud and thunderious pee noise**
Man one's thoughts: Thank god I don't have the pee-noise problem

Man two: **high pitched pee noise"
Man two's thoughts: Does this mean I got a small dick? Maybe he just has a small dick hole... why do I have a small dick hole? Do small dick holes mean small dicks? HOW SMALL IS TOO SMALL FOR A HOLE TO BE THE SMALL HOLE OF A SMALL DICK!!?????

by SmallGlovesSmallSocks March 29, 2011

signal to noise ratio

1.)A term used in physics to describe the amount of information extracted from an electro-magnetic signal compared the information orginally introduced into that signal.
2.)term used by psuedo-erudites to describe the degree of usefulness found in communications by media, individuals or otherwise.

1.)Hey Jim, this stereo set up is fucked. I'm pumping out 200W but my system sounds like a transistor radio. That is one fucked up signal-to-noise ratio.

2.)Typically, a demogague actually benefits from non-sensical, contradictory and inflammatory statements and agendas. Ironically, the higher the signal-to-noise ratio, the more effective they become since any useful information would actually reign them in.

by Raul and JonG August 28, 2003

Noise Bot

The most annoying ad on urban dictionary.com
that has fugly girls on the right of your screen consuming your soul every time you look at it

Noise Bots shirts makes Bustedtees look better in comparison.

by imsupercereal October 10, 2009

Norrised

To get owned by Chuck Norris or is a Chuck Norris like manner

1. Dude did you see that guy get Round-House kicked?

He got totally Norrised

by Captin Dinosaur August 4, 2009

Noise Party

A spontaneous pursuit (variant of Knife Party) whereby several assailants suddenly storm a room generating as much noise as possible while an unsuspecting victim is studying academic subjects.

The deafening racket can be produced both vocally or by utilising any improvised instruments available (e.g. saucepan and hammer) with the aim of alarming the studious victim.

(DOOR BURSTS OPEN AND THE ENSUING DIN IS ORCHESTRATED)

Assailing Group: NOISE PARTY!

Brendan: Jesus Christ no!

by whatahw January 7, 2010