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Social Network User

There are two different types of social network users.

1. Someone who has too much spare time with no life to do anything with it, so they'll spend it posting useless and annoying updates that nobody cares about, interacting with their "friends" (most of which aren't even their friends outside of whichever social networking site they're using), taking "selfies", all the while losing brain cells.

2. Someone who spends a few minutes here and there interacting with their friends on a social networking site (these are friends that they are actually friends with outside of the social network they're using), someone who will post occasional but interesting/funny status updates, and then logging off and doing something productive with their time.
Examples of definition 1: At least 60% of social network users.

Examples of definition 2: The other 40% or less of social network users.
by Anonymous129084 April 4, 2013
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Zen Video Network

My dog ZENed yesterday. We are having the dog funeral tomorrow.

(Zen stands for Zen Video Network)
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Burner on the network

A term made famous by Donut Operator as described by a civilian notifying local police that there was unauthorized device linked to his home internet
The burner on the network was my neighbor Kyle. He is such a crook.
by stretchmurphy June 23, 2022
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Cartoon Network

Home of Space Ghost Coast to Coast and Cartoon Planet (featuring Space Ghost), the only two reasons to watch television.
Turn on Cartoon Network! Space Ghost is comin' on!
by Saddam Hussein May 9, 2003
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Cartoon Network

A channel that is only good when adult swim comes on. All the cartoons on CN suck.

The worst part, is that adult swim is not on Fridays, b/c on Fridays, CN shows all their gay stupid shows. PUT ADULT SWIM ON FRIDAYS, I DOUBT SOME 8 YEAR OLD IS GOING TO STAY UP TILL MIDNIGHT WATCHING SOME RETARDED GAYASS CARTOON!
1.) A gay network
2.) adult swim is the only good thing about it.
by [adult swim] Rox! August 28, 2005
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Cartoon Network

The network that destroys the sanctity of anime by airing it and whoring it out because they're whores who just want to make more money off pop-culturizing stuff.
Hey you asshole, why'd you have to go Cartoon Network and ruin our ideas?
by Anonymous August 7, 2003
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social network hub

An individual that is so important to a social network that they consistantly check landline voice mail, text message and send email to their social network at the same time!
Bobby: I went to see Nadine about some work, but she was very busy. She appeared to be talking on the phone and texting at the same time!
Mike: She is the social network hub of her apartment complex so you may be able to catch her tomorrow with work issues!
by TopHud February 6, 2008
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