Ness main

A piece of shit

Person 1: you play smash?
Person 2: yeah, I am a Ness main
Person 1: 🗿

by British-Guy November 24, 2021

benji-ness

Hey Danielle...good charlotte is popular with a lot of gay people...you still like them??

by Anonymous October 26, 2003

Pro-ness

The state of being pro.

DUDE. I ACED THE SAT. I HAVE TOTAL PRO-NESS.

by A Totally Normal Person April 13, 2012

Larissa Ness

the up and coming piano playing pop artist from Austin,Tx. Current Album, "Hello", sounds like Norah Jones and Timbaland. New dance re-mix by Prepmode and Elstar, for "Don't Think I Won't". Sounds like Lady Gaga.

Friend 1: Do you think I play the piano and sing well?

Friend 2: Are you kidding me? You are like that new pop artist, Larissa Ness. You sing, play the piano, and its awesome.

by Piano Lover March 25, 2010

Loughery Ness Monster

A non-mysterious, well seen microsized penis or vagina.

Wow it was amazing to see Rob Loughery Ness Monster penis today, it sure is small.

by Harry McGill July 20, 2011

Cock Ness Monster

A penis so monstrous that its very existence is doubted by some. Also called Nessie for short.

Jane said John had a Cock Ness Monster, but I didn't know if such a fantastic tale could be true.

by Sastwatch December 9, 2008

loch ness monster

A mythical creature said to live in a lake in Scotland. Keeps trying to get $3.50 from Chef's parents. Once dressed up as a Girl Scout to achieve said goal.

"No, you God damn Loch Ness Monsta, I ain't givin' you no three fitty!"

by J. Hasak October 14, 2003