Monty

A hot sexy women with a real fat ass and she has all the boys hook. She not to smart but she has looks.

Guy: OMG did you that girl she had a huge ass that must be a Monty

by Roxy808 May 17, 2018

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Doing a Monty

Urinating on one or more bouncers. Can also encompass urination on general security personal, such as stewards, or shop security. Does not include urination on security or surveillance equipment.

Named after the infamous cricketer Monty Panesar, who, after hassling some local ladies, did the business on a few bouncers in a club in Brighton.

Holy fuck! Kevin's Doing a Monty, he's gonna get us chucked out!

by Man_5 September 6, 2013

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Monty is fat

Monty eats a lot, and his mom Heather is a baddy

Monty is fat and severely needs help

by XdFriv January 21, 2024

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British Monty Carlo

-A British vacation where you go somewhere in South America and end up being used as a drug mule on the way home.

-When Carlos sends for British citizens to transfer illicit substances back to the United Kingdom.

We were so excited to go to South America for the summer but were afraid our dream getaway would turn into a British Monty Carlo.

by Intellectual Property Owner August 24, 2016

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