mc monty

The mythical boy who sat on a bench alongside the two other legendary mcs. He took the mic from mc beardy and dropped his famous bars about a gaffin and not knowing what to do.

"Yes i was sitting in the gaff and i had no fucking clue, yes i had to do, something to do."

Damn, what else was MC monty doing?

"I was sitting with welshy and MC beardy, motherfuckin' wicked MC"

by 1tonystark1 July 16, 2020

Doing a Monty

The act of pre-gaming before an event so hard that when you finally make it past the front gate you pass out and have to go straight home.

Characteristics of doing a Monty include; boasting about the amount of alcohol being consumed, appearing powerful until the last second, failing without any notice, consuming a whole bottle of gin and calling yourself sergeant.

"Careful Tom, don't do a Monty on us"

"Q: What happened to Caitlin?"
"A: I don't know. One second she was fine and then she did a Monty"

Wobby: "If I end up doing a Monty today I will never forgive myself"

by Hicksy Victor March 30, 2011

Giga Monty

Giga monty is a phenomena found in AstralSpiff's run to beat Five Nights at Freddy's Security Breach without running.

Giga Monty doesnt need fancy code, he has one command.
When alerted. Kill.

by ToastyPog March 27, 2022

Dirty Monty

Drink one beer with a spoon of tabasco as fast as you can

A: I just did a dirty monty
B: wtf. are you ok?

by Luke from Leoben September 28, 2023

full monty

Doesn't necessarily mean to take off all your clothes. It just means the "whole thing" or going the "whole way" not stopping at a point.

by MoonKnight November 30, 2002

the full monty

everything exposed in its entirity

by fart knocker April 24, 2003

three door monty

Simultaneous penetration through any three orifices.

Mario, Luigi, and Wario hit Peach with a three door monty.

by Deleereeum September 17, 2007