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mc monty 

The mythical boy who sat on a bench alongside the two other legendary mcs. He took the mic from mc beardy and dropped his famous bars about a gaffin and not knowing what to do.
"Yes i was sitting in the gaff and i had no fucking clue, yes i had to do, something to do."

Damn, what else was MC monty doing?

"I was sitting with welshy and MC beardy, motherfuckin' wicked MC"
mc monty by 1tonystark1 July 16, 2020
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Doing a Monty 

The act of pre-gaming before an event so hard that when you finally make it past the front gate you pass out and have to go straight home.

Characteristics of doing a Monty include; boasting about the amount of alcohol being consumed, appearing powerful until the last second, failing without any notice, consuming a whole bottle of gin and calling yourself sergeant.
"Careful Tom, don't do a Monty on us"

"Q: What happened to Caitlin?"
"A: I don't know. One second she was fine and then she did a Monty"

Wobby: "If I end up doing a Monty today I will never forgive myself"
Doing a Monty by Hicksy Victor March 30, 2011

Giga Monty 

Giga monty is a phenomena found in AstralSpiff's run to beat Five Nights at Freddy's Security Breach without running.
Giga Monty doesnt need fancy code, he has one command.
When alerted. Kill.
Giga Monty by ToastyPog March 27, 2022

Dirty Monty 

Drink one beer with a spoon of tabasco as fast as you can
A: I just did a dirty monty
B: wtf. are you ok?
Dirty Monty by Luke from Leoben September 28, 2023

full monty 

Doesn't necessarily mean to take off all your clothes. It just means the "whole thing" or going the "whole way" not stopping at a point.
full monty by MoonKnight November 30, 2002

the full monty 

everything exposed in its entirity
the full monty by fart knocker April 24, 2003

three door monty 

Simultaneous penetration through any three orifices.
Mario, Luigi, and Wario hit Peach with a three door monty.
three door monty by Deleereeum September 17, 2007