Simultaneous penetration through any three orifices.
Mario, Luigi, and Wario hit Peach with a three door monty.
When residing at a hotel or motel for more than two days, you resist any urge to have a bowel movement until a few hours before check out. You then take a massive crap in the toilet and "forget" to flush, leaving the entire debacle for illegal immigrants hired to keep the place livable.
Man I put the Lone Stanley on the Red Roof Inn last weekend cause they overbooked my suite.