mona lisa

A painting in the Louvre.

Guy 1. I took my girlfriend to the Mona Lisa yesterday

Guy 2. You took her for a piercing where a beauty mark should be? Stroked her with such skill that she moaned?

Guy 1. No, you muppet, it's a painting.

by Bladebond March 5, 2007

mona

mona is a bad bitch who is extremly gorgeous 😍 she is really hot and cool

that girl is a bad bitch she’s a total MONA

by jaime12w November 17, 2017

arabian monacle

is arabian sunglasses given by a man with one said testicle.

After a tragic speluniking incidint he was only able to give his woman an an arabian monacle, you assclown.

by cindy assclown January 14, 2008

mansard

a disagreeable, conniving, malodorous, spurious and/or illegitimate person. cf bastard.

Eric Romer is perhaps the most magnificent mansard in the greater Miami Valley region. -- W.B. Yeats

by d-cup April 22, 2004

hot monacle

When a man comes on the white of a woman's eyeball, giving her a feeling like she's wearing a hot monacle

Jack gives Sheila a hot monacle to end the porn-shoot

by JackWTP September 4, 2008

Danny Monsalve

A kinda bit gay guy.
His friends are probally
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________
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And he likes dubstep

Danny Monsalve: DUBSTEP DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO
urban dictionary: No
Me who published this: Add it u better

by Pivkle February 6, 2020

Mona Lisa's remorse

The feeling of a strong connection or bond between yourself and a piece of artwork.

How did the art deal go?
It didn't the guy had Mona Lisa's remorse.

Often art investors will refuse to sell a piece of art due to a personal attachment regardless of the profit from the sale.

by Lyon tamer February 24, 2015