mayor's spot

(n) the parking space nearest to your destination; the best parking spot.

Alright! I've got the mayor's spot. -- Edgar Allan Poe

by d-cup July 07, 2006

chout

(noun) -- a penis that is wider than it is long

"The most astounding chout I have ever seen belongs to Eric Romer of Dayton, Ohio. It is quite the specimen!" -- Jim Henson

by d-cup December 12, 2004

badger

(n) a penis that is equally as long as it is wide.

That East German gentleman's badger was as unpleasant as a sugar-free enema. -- Melissar Bautistar

by d-cup September 10, 2006

mansard

a disagreeable, conniving, malodorous, spurious and/or illegitimate person. cf bastard.

Eric Romer is perhaps the most magnificent mansard in the greater Miami Valley region. -- W.B. Yeats

by d-cup April 22, 2004

pointy

(n) a biracial person; a person of mixed race (from "point 5", i.e., 50%), usually a person with one parent of African heritage and one parent of European heritage. Most often used in East African countries (Kenya, Uganda, etc.).

Axl didn't realize that Slash was a pointy when he hired him.

by d-cup November 05, 2011

Judas

(n) the one foul-tasting Goebel lager in most twelve packs.

Oh man, I just found the Judas! -- Sir Elton John

by d-cup January 25, 2005

smow

(noun) -- snow that has become blackened by automotive and industrial pollution; tends to accumulate in large urban areas

All of Cleveland is covered in smow -- W. H. Auden

by d-cup December 13, 2004