porn moustache

aka porn 'stash

the close and neatly trimmed moustache not extending beyond lips word by adult film actors, especially Ron Jeremy

Buck told friends he was an actor, but they could tell he was only in stag films because of his telltale porn stash.

by chromedome December 7, 2003

angry red moustache

When some sick twisted guy tries to pull a bizarre sadistic sex move he read about on urban dictionary and the intended victim kicks him square in the face and gives him a double nosebleed.

I am so sick of guys thinking all their angy suchandsuch jokes are so funny. They make me want to go mortal kombat on them and jump kick them an angry red moustache.

by Free Bitch Baby July 31, 2010

moostache

mustache that forms on one's upper lip after drinking a glass of milk.

Jenny wiped at her moostache with the back of her hand after polishing off a half a bag of Oreo's and a large cold glass of milk.

by Radishing July 30, 2012

Monsta

Pronounced: Mon-sta (noun)

1. an inconic Caribbean artist or musician performing on stage.

2. a Rastafarian leader who inspires his followers to fight against oppression through music and lyrics.

There will never be another monsta like Bob Marley; his music changed the world forever.

by Wordsinger February 14, 2012

moustache water

The perspiration of a moustache which is caught by the tounge and swallowed.

Geraldo Rivea survived on moustache water in the Iraqi desert.

by rob April 4, 2003

Momstagram

Any Instagram account run by a mom usually following lots of wine accounts, posting pictures of children, pets, or feet after a pedicure, and commenting things like "wow DEBBY! What a nice pic of your family! Miss the kids!"

I was scrolling through my feed my mom had posted a picture of her wine glass with the caption "After a long day🍷❤️". Her account is a total momstagram.

by jay ray May 12, 2015

moustachio

A girl having hair on her upper lip as well as an excess in her vaginal region.

Colin Miller likes to date Moustachios.

by Ryan Reeves July 11, 2003