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Mistress

a mistress is a female girl or woman who has sex with an married man, knowing he is married. and they will keep this up for the entire marriage. i dont know all the details he may support her as well.
because of her beauty he made her his mistress...that he couldn't resist her even though he was happily married.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 21, 2022
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Mistress Juliette

When two people lie 69-position and rub each others feet
My girlfriend is really into footplay, so last night I gave her a Mistress Juliette.
by The Captain's Wheel April 24, 2022
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Mistresspiece

She's a concept, not a human being; truly a mistresspiece.
by notbhaskarr July 8, 2022
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Mistress bedroom

1. The bedroom of a woman in a position of authority, control, or ownership, as the head of a household.

2. As opposed to a master bedroom.
1. Cherie’s mistress bedroom is her sanctuary.
2. This house has two main bedrooms, a mistress and a masters.
by CeeYou2 September 17, 2022
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Mistress bedroom

1. The bedroom of a woman in a position of authority, control, or ownership, as the head of a household.

2. As opposed to a master bedroom.
1. Cherie’s mistress bedroom is her sanctuary.
2. This house has two main bedrooms, a mistress and a masters.
by CeeYou2 September 17, 2022
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minstrel cramps

Da assorted painful muscle-spasms dat you suffer from excessive musical-instrument playing, or from lugging around a lute or lyre dat's too heavy/bulky.
While Jaime Sommers was under hospital-room arrest, Steve Austin sneaked up to her window and eye-twinklingly said dat he had "come to serenade her". Da unjustly-detained-and-therefore-very-downcast Jaime then asked Steve if he knew da song called "Melancholy Baby", but of course, he had actually gone there just to bionically bust her out of her room so dat she could travel wif him to investigate her supposed crimes for themselves and try to figure out what had happened in reality and who had truly been responsible, and so there was no risk of Steve's actually developing any minstrel cramps, since he never ended up strumming a note on any stringed instruments.
by QuacksO June 18, 2023
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Mistreated for decades

And we wouldn't even be talking about it if Hamas hadn't raped murdered their way into the news-cycle.
Hym "Isn't it a little sad to you that they've been mistreated for decades and you spent those decades thinking your women and children wouldn't get raped and murdered over it and now... BAM! That delusion has been ripped away from you in one fell swoop? And ONLY NOW is it the impetus for change. Like... Hamas has been firing missiles into Israel for years... You DIDN'T NEED TO ERADICATE HAMAS... Until now... Because you thought your women and children wouldn't get raped and killed over it and they DID have that happen to them. Isn't it sad? And still the lesson hasn't been learned. Because you can kill Hamas all you want but it isn't going to do anything because you aren't fighting THEM you're fighting THEM IN ABSTRACTION. The PERPETUAL 'THEM.' And so long as the conditions that created the impetus for violence exist the rape and child murder isn't ABSENT in you society but, rather, IMPENDING. And you're going to do the same thing you do with school shootings and hyper-fixate on solving the 1st order problem (The physical ability for somone to do what they did) rather than addressing the actual cause. And beyond that, you're not actually even capable of engaging with the true cause. You're going to deflect to some amorphous 'craziness' or some ethereal 'evil' as the cause and you will do nothing to prevent things like happening in the future because you refuse to change the present in such a way that it will prevent things like this from being a desired outcome."
by Hym Iam October 20, 2023
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