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mistress

Entity semanticly and physicaly highly related as per example below.
A Mistress is someone that stands between a "mister" and a "matress".
by Martnovich April 17, 2006
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Mistress

I am mistress sex slave and she tell me what to do so I please her
by Lick her April 20, 2015
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Mosteresterest

The highest of all and only girls may say
I love you the mosteresterest
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Mistress

Mistress: "The Miss between the Mister and the Mattress"
My recent ex girlfriend told me she felt like my Mistress as athough my old relationship is completely over and has been for years, I am still a "room mate" with that person and our daughter as we sort things out.. I would see her, we would do things together, have fun, then I would have to come home to my house with my other ex still in it.. not the best way to start a relationship..

She got tired of being the Mistress while I was working on sorting things out..

I still get a chuckle when I think of this!

My Mistress is no more.. I'm gonna "Miss" her but am ready to find me another Mistress to be happy with!
by DisKimBobulated September 4, 2011
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mosterestestestest

when you want or like something more than just most.
I love you mosterestestestest
by lovesickcrackhead09 April 23, 2010
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Mistress

A guy would actually have to have a lover/wife/girl to have a mistress. A guy who does not have one girl certainly does not have 2, and is therefore not a womanizer.
A guy who has never had a girlfriend his entire life has a hard time coming off as a womanizer even if he's trying. At some point people will find out the guy is not a pimp and doesn't really even know what to do with a girl, let alone a mistress.
by Solid Mantis May 9, 2019
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one mistertuttle

(n.) 1. One whose awesomeness vastly exceeds the standard level of awesomeness for one of his stature.

2. One who is so well loved by his peers and acquaintances that he can barely leave his residence without being savagely attacked by crazed fans who simply want a piece of his action.

3. The prime Dragon Slayor and Del Tosszor.

4. Fuck Magnet.
1. If it weren't for One Mistertuttle, this place sure would suck lank.

2. OMG B3CKY G0T 4 10CK 0F 0N3 M1573R7U77135 H41R OMG 1 W4N7 70 70UCH H1M 50 53XY L1K3!!!!!1

3. One Mistertuttle schlayed the dragon, that wyrm bitch got del tosszed.

4. Wow, look at that Fuck Magnet.
by one mistertuttle July 2, 2003
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