Midgephobic

Someone who discriminates against small people or midgets, or has a distinct fear or short people

Sarah won’t fuck drakes because he’s short, she’s Midgephobic

by Shark9 September 24, 2021

Midgephobic

A person who discriminates against short people, or has a phobia of midgets

Sara won’t fuck drakes because he’s short, she’s Midgephobic

by Shark 9 September 24, 2021

Mideocre

Mideocre (adjective)

A play on “Mid” and “Mediocre.”

-When one is so Mid, they also qualify to be mediocre.

-When someone/something is so overly Mid while being nothing more than average at the same time.

God damn it John, you are so mid that you scare away all the bitches, but 31% of all men in the world are single anyway which makes you nothing above average. You are one mideocre man.

by cakeman1181 December 25, 2022

Micaela Menchaca

The cutest human to ever exist!!

You re looking very Micaela Menchaca today!

by Crepey February 7, 2023

Reverse Midas Touch

See 'Jackass Of All Trades.'

Somebody who is absolutely useless at any task.

Turns everything to crap.

Ask him to perform a task and he will make a substandard effort.

Tradie: "Hey boss, why did you fire T?"
Boss: "Because he was fucken useless, the Jackass of All Trades had a Reverse Midas Touch."
Tradie: "Whoa, fuck me dead and call me Mary, I guess the company was going into the shitter..."

by Schteeeeve March 6, 2022

King Midas

When an individual urinates on their own hand before pleasuring themselves.

I wanted all gold everything so instead of getting a spray tan I gave myself a King Midas

by carlthelong December 1, 2022

Micaelly

Micaelly is a short but cute girl who makes you realize what love really is when you are with her. When u see her, she will make you smile and when you talk to her, her voice will sing to you. Micaelly is a sweet girl and should be treated with the most care in the world. Micaelly will make you realize why she is in your life, because you will see just how amazing she really is.

Did you see Micaelly today? She made the day better when I saw her at the park.

by Topher2002 May 7, 2018