sex melon

A typical grocery store melon used for masturbation. Using a watermelon or cantaloupe a hole is cut so that a penis can be inserted. It is unknown if this can be replicated with autumn varieties of squash.

I will cut off your head and use it as a sex melon.

by Sexmelon January 15, 2014

melons

see globes

She's got a righteous pair of melons!

by Sir Large November 2, 2002

melon head

A large headed creature thats runs around Wisner road in Kirtland screaming.

Holy shit that was a melon head.

by the prophet June 7, 2004

Squall Melon

The supple breast of a young lady, not to be picked from the vine prior to eighteen years of maturation.

Rob saw that girls huge squall melons and did a double take.

by yoor January 6, 2008

melonball

Function: verb
1. To spoon forcefully or aggressively
2. To spoon without consent

I'm going to melonball you whether you like it or not.

by Sean_ January 11, 2009

melonball

Function: verb
1. To spoon forcefully or aggressively
2. To spoon without consent

I'm going to melonball you whether you like it or not.

by Sean_ February 5, 2008

Mellon Ballin

Term used to describe a sexual act in which a male places his penis in between a female's large voluptuous breast (preferably oiled up) and humps them gleefully.

It is essentially a term used to describe a titty fuck, preferred by females who found the first term grotesque when asked to be a part of the activity.

I was so excited to be balling mellons with her and that rack that I accidentally ejaculated all around her neck after four humps leaving a marvelous pearl necklace.

Guy:Baby, can I um...titty fuck you.
Chick:No, just what type of woman do you think I am
Guy:Oh, my bad, I mean uh..can we get some mellon ballin going on
Chick:...Yeah sure, why not.

by n0ci nasty September 5, 2009