melxing

When you jerk off in a water bottle

I caught Jonas melxing!

by james0012 April 13, 2024

melqing

When you spray your cum on yourself and/or others after a failed edge.

Person 1: "Yo Jaquavius, i melqed to skibidi toilet yesterday at 6:28 AM"
Person 2: "John, what the heck is melqing???"

by EdgeMaster24 April 20, 2024

Melqing

When you stuff a bag with a live fish up your rectum and pop the bag and put a butt plug in your rectum in a short time

I'm gonna melq you/ I love melqing

by Brainrotmaster May 10, 2024

Mulging

When you shove your balls up your asshole and bounce up and down on them.

Guy 1: Hey man what’s that weirdo doing over there?
Guy 2: Oh that guy bouncing up and down? He’s definitely mulging to elongate his sack.

by YourMumBigGaynOu June 22, 2024

melqing

The act of pouring milk into the urethra and then nutting to remove the milk

Dave: I had the best melqing session last night.
Ben: Yeah melqing is my favourite activity.

by N###ER November 27, 2024

Melling

**Melling (noun)**: A term describing a gay warrior from Thebes who embodies bravery, love, and passion. Melling represents a deep commitment to both personal identity and romantic affection, often engaging in acts of valor that celebrate love openly and unapologetically. He is characterized by his vibrant spirit, courage in expressing his emotions, and dedication to creating a world where love knows no boundaries.

As a proud Melling, he marched through the streets of Thebes, unapologetically waving the rainbow flag in celebration of his love and identity.

by Realnobobydude January 10, 2025

Melting John

When you are so incredibly desperate to defecate that your anal cavity begins to fill with a hot sensation as if your faeces have liquified in your anus

I'm in need for a melting john like or else I'll bust

by Pdz\ March 13, 2026