MDS

Stands for Massive Dick Syndrome

"Man I had to go to the hospital and get surgery"
"Woah, for what!?"
"My girlfriend told me to get rid of my MDS."
"What's that?"
"Massive Dick Syndrome, she says it makes playing 'just the tip' is just like having sex with an average sized dick."

by Slam_Diggity January 18, 2015

mds

match dat shi- meaning put in and ill put in to smoke

“aye cuh mds”

“fasho ill cop a g and u cop a g”

by di3rn May 1, 2021

MDS

Magic Dick Syndrome - a condition characterized by the belief that one's dick has magical properties capable of curing any perceived "ills" or "deficiences." Generally used in a disparaging manner.

Words that could have been spoken by George Costanza sometime after his fiance dumped him:
"Kramer has MDS. I turn them into lesbians, and he turns them back!"

"Jimmy can't even imagine I don't want to fuck him. I think he suffers from MDS."

by SeeingX&wonderingY October 6, 2023

MDS

MDS (mask derangement syndrome) is a newly diagnosed disease that causes irrational fear of face coverings causing such side effects as belief in a deep state and the belief that anyone who doesn’t share conservative political beliefs is a socialist which basically makes them non human and their lives irrelevant. It’s an awful affliction. No known treatment has been discovered for this disease but using reason and logic when communicating with someone who has contracted MDS only tends to worsen symptoms. Please help raise awareness of this illness.

Karen just said she’s worried that wearing a mask will cause permanent lung damage. Karen has severe MDS.

by Dr.knowledge8888 August 27, 2020

Middletown, MD

A shitty town in the middle of bumfuck Maryland. The center of vanilla valley, as black people do not exist here. Filled with country racist and motherfuckers this place is a portal to hell. The best thing here is leaving.

Racist 1- “hell yeah middletown, md is white as snow”

Racist 2- “I hate my wife!”

by Imlonelykillmeplez March 15, 2021

MD

MD is the short version of: Major Diss.

Nerd: "What are you guys up to?"

G1: "Yo Mama!"

G2: "Ohh!!! You got owned!! MD!!!"

by The Wooper February 3, 2009

mds tods

mandy defense squad tods aka the best groupchat on twitter dot com

“have you seen that screenshot katy posted? about the mds tods gc that is? man, they seem to have so much fun. and they’re also so supportive of e/o? I wish I was part of the gang”

“Ikr? the ******** wish they had what they have...”

by xxxbvsxxx March 26, 2020