maties

A term used by chavs describing their herd.

I'll get my maties on u u f***ing gribo

by adamboult July 1, 2005

Mathius

A boy who fucks around and sucks ice cubes

I walked into the bathroom and saw Mathius rolling around in the bathtub yelling weeeesssss

by Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeèēeeeeeeeeee November 9, 2018

mathieu

Mathieu should consider trying a little harder to make his microscopic penis grow a few more inches. wait- did i say he had a penis? scratch that, he needs to douche his vagina. he's a little emo fag that needs to grow up and stop dating a billion girls at a time. mathieu is a freaking poser who's all like "OMG IM SO FUCKING COOL CUZ IM EMO!!!!!" yeah, in your dreams buddy, you fucking wanna-be!!! oh i forgot to add, mathieu carries disgusting bacteria in his mouth - (also known as herpes). Mathieu is an angry teenage boy who's obsessed with slipknot. people, come on, you can't forget SLIPKNOT!! LMFAO JOKES!!!

Mathieu: OMG IM SOOO COOL!!!!!!!! GO SLIPKNOT!!!!

Random person: "hey everybody, why don't we all team up and beat the crap outa this stupid poser!!"

Another random person: "YEAH!!!!"

Mathieu: "nooooo!! not my penis!!!"

Random person: "what penis?"

by the popos May 30, 2009

mathias

a man wearing uggs

dude.... look at that mathias!

by heezdy November 30, 2011

mathiew

Mathiew is a long name for a short guy, he is mostly known for sending memes and are also quite queer.

Mathiews have fun slightly offensive personalities and don't take jokes to heart so don't be shy around them !

Oh, there's mathiew in the scooter squad

Mathiews such a fag

by KKK then August 12, 2017

matheson

he loves to have sex with his nanny and he keeps little kids in his room

matheson get your dick outa your sister

by jackkyboy12369 January 11, 2021

Mathieu

Mathieu is common phrase describing objects and people which are unusual looking.

Luna Park, mailbox, rats, burn victims, bent fingers, just a few exales

That thing looks like a mathieu

by ElonMusk607 May 19, 2021