dorkus malorkus

Someone who is extremely absent of social graces, so much so that it is fun to watch... might have something to do with the city of Mallorca in Spain.

"My math teacher farted in class again today, she is such a dorkus malorkus."

by SnickersBars4YrButt January 12, 2008

Mallory's Ice Cream Day

Its just that simple...Its the national holiday made official by George W. Bush in which everyone buys Mallory Richardson ice cream*. (Must be gluten free and preferably from Ben & Jerrys or Blue Bell which can be found at Russel Stovers).

*Will not be reimbursed but I will allow you to enjoy my company while I eat

Omg its Mallory's Ice Cream Day!! I better walk to Ben & Jerry's and get her some Cherry Garcia!

by Happy Ice Cream Day April 23, 2013

mallorca

A person who spends all their time at the mall.
Usually in groups called pods.

"Hey look at all those MallOrcas hanging out near Forever 21"

by Parker79 November 16, 2016

Magorney

The shortened version of Meth Magorney. This is an individual that is in the highest stage of crystal methamphetamine addiction. This is classified by the person being a wild and erratic sloppy walker, the appearance of their face having been caught fire and extinguished by a pick ax, fried hair, black shards for teeth, and the propensity to crawl around on the floor looking for rocks they may have dropped for hours at a time. They are most commonly incapable of sentences spanning more than two or three words.

yeah, he's been doing the sloppy walk ever since he became a magorney.

by northvernonguy24 April 4, 2011

Mallorbation

The act of Mallorbating, to Mallorbate.

Masturbation without the use of the hands. Using only ones eyes to receive pleasure from them self.

Guy #1- "Dood whats going on?"
Guy #2- "Dun worry about it"
Guy #1- "but you aren't using your hands!"
Guy #2- "I know ;) I'm mallorbating"

Only Mallory can do the act of mallorbation.

by TeahTeahBanana May 14, 2011

Malorie

A beautiful person with a heart of gold and one of the funniest people you’ll meet. She is beautiful inside and out. She’s addicting to be around her energy is contagious. She may seem shy and introverted in a group of many people or people she doesn’t know well but with her friends she is expressive/extroverted and can be the life of the party. She is one of the most loyal, caring and selfless people you’ll ever meet. If you’re friends with or dating a Malorie she will be your biggest supporter. She is truly unique and one of a kind. If you have a Malorie in your life respect and cherish them. You will regret Losing them.

Malorie’s are the nicest people you’ll meet

by Jayybirdd November 23, 2021

magor

usually used after the word 'hardcore', as it rhymes and makes it sound good

"hey billy! you just backflipped off the water tower, THATS HARDCORE MAGOR!!"

by german and emo November 1, 2005