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maggie

College IT teacher from Warrington...
She like younger boys.
She grooms them.
#Anything4Distinctions
Maggie said to Joe 'can you stay behind so we can improve on your grades?'
by REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE December 22, 2017
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Marggie

A beautiful woman.Smart and caring. She is a fierce woman that will not be pushed around. Even thought she may have a temper she will never stop from loving people just as much as she loves herself
Person 1: Did you see that girl today she stood up for that kid that was being bullied by 9th graders and scared them all away!
Person 2: She must be a Marggie
by blob the job January 8, 2018
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Maggie

The hottest girl you'll ever meet. Has a nice body and always smells good. She is very sweet and if you get the chance; WIFE HER UP ASAP
That Maggie girl is so hot.
by sabrina villena March 26, 2020
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Pulling a Maggie

When a person " Friend/ Family member" drops off the face of the earth without warning and doesn't take responsibility for their actions.
We planned this party three weeks ago and you're going to pull a Maggie.

I'm not pulling a Maggie.
by not the momma 6 June 17, 2016
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Maggie

Girl 1: Did you hear Maggie is dating Mike?
Guy 1: Yeah, everybody wants him.
Guy 2: Including me!
Girl 2: I wish I was a Maggie!
by Margaret Thompny September 24, 2011
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Saggy Maggie

when you give or receive a blow job, but the receiver does not have a erection of the penis
"Dude this chick gave me a Saggy Maggie last night"

"What, you can't get a boner or something?"

"SHUT UP!"
by shaggwire10 April 15, 2012
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maggie gyllenhaal

An excellent actress whom was born November 16, 1977. She is most likely known for her roles in Secretary, Donnie Darko, and Mona Lisa Smile. Her ground breaking performance was Secretary where she develops an obsessive crush on her boss, played by James Spader, which leads to a bizarre relationship. In order to promote her film Secretary, she posed for Playboy.
Not only is she great at acting, she also has a knack for English. She earned a B.A. in the field from Columbia University. Her studying of English gave her theater experience and stage experience which led her to acting after graduating.
She is also the older sister of Jake Gyllenhaal whom she starred opposite to as his sister in Donnie Darko. The two also worked together in A Dangerous Woman and Homegrown. The first six movies she made, Waterland, A Dangerous Woman, Shattered Mind, The Patron Saint of Liars, Homegrown, and Resurrection were all directed by her father.
She is a very alluring, attractive, charming, gorgeous, humorous, pleasing, provocative, smart, stunning, talented, wonderful actress. She, along with her brother, have an enormous heart, enormous amounts of wit and sense of humor. She also enjoys her girl time and pestering her little brother and his friends.
The actress that told Jake Gyllenhaal's character in Donnie Darko to "Go suck a fuck." is Maggie Gyllenhaal.
by alexsfakeball May 17, 2005
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